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Post by unknownentities on Sept 26, 2012 21:49:34 GMT
I Fucking Hate You by Godsmack hits the arena PA system as Spyder makes his way to the ring..
We are just days away from the extinction of one helluva pest by the name of Scorpion..It's too bad too for him that is, the beatdown he will get will make the beatdown Lesnar got in his final UFC match look like a kindergarten sand box beatdown.. I intend to whoop him so bad that he cannot walk then beat him some more till his body is withering in pain all at once then beat on him some more till he cries for mercy, then lay the final blow to end him right there in the middle of the ring when I show no mercy for his dumbass..
(Just then Spyder is cut off by the music of)
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Post by colbydonnelly on Sept 26, 2012 22:04:01 GMT
The music is that of someone else and not Scorpion himself..It's the music of the Megastar himself Colby Donnelly who hasn't been seen since Minion put him on the shelf indefinitely..
I cannot believe this is what the great Spyder has become once more, a piece of shit in a suit.. You know man everytime things don't go your way you've bitched & moaned..Quit on everyone from the companies that employed you and the friends shockingly that you made along the way but this is the ultimate low man doing this to the one guy that stuck by you thru thick and thin man, and I can see it in your eyes you truly are ready to go over that edge and take him out for good so that he can't wrestle anymore..That's just wrong taking his or any man's lively hood away from him.. I and a whole bunch of the boys in the back and all these fans in the I:W audience are all banking on Scorpion to pull this off and leave you crying and trying to come up with more excuses to why you came up short after the ppv
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Post by unknownentities on Sept 26, 2012 22:13:39 GMT
(Donnelly is about to walk off stage but is called back by Spyder..)
Whoa who there Mr. Megajobber, I will give you props for having the balls to come out and try to "pwn" me as all the hip kids say but as many do when they try to upstage me in the verbals wars as you just tried to do fail in the end.. Unlike yourself I can back up the smack I talk, case and point you failed to beat the lowest man of the Darkside totem pole in Minion after all your promises to kick his ass but he beat your prissy ass into retirement or should I say into hiding because you couldn't take heat coming out of his kitchen so to speak... It's funny I am wasting time on a worthless piss ant right now, what did you do so far in your tenure here that was so memorable.. Only things that come to mind was losing every match and getting knocked the fuck out by the true big K.. Now if you don't mind go find Scorpion for me and then you can go back into hiding before Minion makes you his bitch again.. Bye bye
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Post by colbydonnelly on Sept 27, 2012 0:10:48 GMT
Think you are suffering from dyslexia or something close to it that is making you see things in reverse Spyder.. I will admit my first year here hasn't gone as planned but I stuck around and fought each and everytime even thou I couldn't get over the hump and win my first match under the I:W banner, which bring me to your accomplishments, what have you done..I dug up some history on you big mouth, you greatest memory here is getting ousted by Sylas Styles which resulted in you leaving this company because during one of your menstrual moments you went this route to have an excuse to save face when you lost and could blame everyone yet again and shockingly you went into hiding only to resurface years later in black leotards..Yeah these are the great memories Spyder will leave behind when Scorpion embarrasses you after the Last Shot ppv and your greatest memories checklist will be updated to include this upcoming match...Ta ta for now
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Post by DARKSIDE on Sept 27, 2012 15:55:38 GMT
But...the sound of an all-too-familiar voice freezes Donnelly in his tracks....
Mr. Donnelly! So good to see you again.[/b]
The voice coming from the ringside area is that of Minion, who has appeared from under the ring and now stands just a few feet behind Spyder. Spyder turns quickly with a seriously confused and threatened expression on his face. Minion approaches and wags his finger at Spyder as he passes...
No, Mr. Spyder. We are not here to fight you. Not this time! For, you see...our collective presence has been graced by a "Megastar". How could we NOT come to bask in the glory? Ha ha ha haaa...
No. We are here to make a suggestion. One that you...Mr. Spyder....you, Mr. Donnelly....and even Mr. Scorpion will want to pay very close attention to. For your consideration, we propose this. Mr. Spyder...it appears that you have quite the battle ahead of you in your former friend and stable mate. Do you not? And, we do not currently have a match booked for tonight. Seeing as Mr. Donnelly is already here...and we are here....what say you that we await the arrival of Mr. Scorpion....and have ourselves a tornado tag team match?
It seems we all have a problem with each other in some way...but if you, Mr. Spyder can see fit to put your problems with Darkside behind you for just one night...it would be our honor to team with you and join in on this grand buffet of brutality!
What say you??[/b]
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Post by unknownentities on Sept 27, 2012 17:20:53 GMT
Spyder glances up at the stage where Donnelly still stands to see his expression with the offer Minion has made...
For the first time ever, here in I:W after all the wars we've been thru you want to team up with me?..
*Spyder rubs his chin and then rubs his head at this proposition and then walks back up to Minion and extends his had for a handshake*
I accept this match my good man, now we just have to wait to see if the girls we are facing have the balls to step up as well...
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Post by colbydonnelly on Sept 27, 2012 17:28:07 GMT
Just then the new music of Scorpion hits and out comes the man himself..
Sorry it took me so long to get out here drank a few too many Metamucil drinks, coz ya know gotta keep my old ass in motion right guys?
Scorpion looks over to Donnelly as Donnelly was trying to grab him like Belichick did to the Ref..
It's funny you come out her Minion to battle a one armed man in my buddy Donnelly here.. Albeit he should've stayed home instead of coming out to address the ramblings of the long winded Spyderman, who can put the Walking Dead to sleep with the crap he spews... So here's how this is really gonna go down, I will take you on myself Minion and use you as a guinea pig to show what I intend to do to Spyder as Last Shot and it's gonna be far worse then what you did to Colbster over here.. What sayeth you or cat got your tongue?
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Post by unknownentities on Sept 27, 2012 17:46:57 GMT
Spyder leans over to whisper something into Minion's ear and Minion nods in agreement...
Nah how about this Scorpion, you take us both on since the girlyman with a few injuries is still wearing your panties from the night before can't hack it refuses to fight and this will avoid anymore accusations of you trying to duck me as much as you can before the ppv?.. So how about it the two of us vs. you?
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Post by colbydonnelly on Sept 27, 2012 17:52:00 GMT
Scorpion's eyes widen a bit and is taken a back from this little plan change
Okay you always were a fan of the numbers game, gotta have someone there to help you beat someone up cause it's too much for you to handle on your own.. So then be it, the two of you vs. me it's on like donkey kong banging a chick in hong kong!
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