The True Bitch is Here

[luneidaroberson]

A new theme is heard on the arena PA system and out comes a big burly woman in all black attire with a skull logo on it


Here I am sitting at home and my phone rings, the top dog of this joint is in need of some new women's wrestlers after listening to him explain the situation here the deal sealer was that most of them on this roster are barbie doll type divas... I LOATHE those kinds of divas, they are always worried about their hair or breaking a damn nail in the ring..Then why did your dumbassses join the roster, to late to answer that as I am the anti-diva, I am here to break your bones so your nails will be the least of your problems when I am through with you.. So let's see who the first sacrificial lamb to the slaughter will be, come and meet big momma face to face

[Trinity]

"Its All About Us" by Tatu comes through the arena as the lovely Trinity walks out dressed in black. She flips her hair and looks at her glamour nails as she blows on them. She looks at this new lady that is in the ring demoralizing divas and Trinity took that personal.

Listen up Sasquatch and listen good. Just because you got more hair on your chest than 99% of the male generation does not give you the right to try to embarrass or put done the real ladies in the world. And of course I am talking mostly about myself. And just because no real man will take you out on a date unless it is to a dog show and you compete in then don't hate on me. You see I know the type you are. The type that never got asked out on a date and never had the luxury of having a boy toy of your own. I mean I understand your frustration but if you think just because you come in here looking like Dutch Mantell with your bull whip and more hair than skin and that is supposed to impress me? Psst!! You are wasting your time there Hook!

But since you come out and wanting to face a real "Diva"? Then Tramp you got it! And I know it is just to feel what a real woman feels like. I know your intentions and it isn't about wrestling or fighting but about to know what it feels like to be a real woman. And you are in luck because tonight I am gonna show you how we real women around here take care of the Trailer Park Trash in my industry. Tonight if you want a match then look no further because I am the "Mega Diva." There is no one that is as beautiful as myself and in love with oneself more than me. Matter of fact I got young men begging to be with me but you got to know how to play the game there Hook. You can't be a freak show to the ones that you want to play. You got throw the leash and ease them into what you want to do. And tonight I am gonna show you how I play. I don't play fair and Toots, I play dirty!

So tonight if you want to know what your destiny is? Well you will accept and meet me back here tonight and we can see who or what you are. But here is some advice be very careful what you want or wish for because this Diva may be and I can guarantee is too much for you or any one else to handle by themselves.

[luneidaroberson]

Hmm I think you wanna ride this big grizzly mountain, because you are already calling me toots like we are in a relationship and you are concerned about how my sex life and we just met.. But besides making your panties wet I got them up in a bunch as well, oh my bad sluts like you don't wear undergarments cause you are passed around so much in the back it's quicker the hop like a bunny rabbit without the annoyance of a thong to ruin your day...

I got no problems making you the first stomping on this road as I plan on steamrolling not only your pretty face but all those in the back that think they amount to jack, leave the makeup and Lee press on nails in your little kit and come prepared to fight, oh and don't cry when no one wants to take you on anymore dates when they cannot recognize your mangled facial features...

[Trinity]

Trinity gives a smile as she hears the comments coming from this lady. She knows that she is in for a battle.

Listen and listen good. I do not wear Wal-Mart style cosmetics or "Press On" anything. My name is Trinity and I got my own hair stylist and make up person. When you are as beautiful as I am and on the cover of all the major magazines then people come to you and not the other way around. You see you do not have the luxury that I have in getting the best treatment. You are not a super model like myself and by the looks of things never will be.

You see you want to make rude comments about my body and looks because lets face it you are like the rest of these haters out there. You want but you can not have. You are aching for a touch but know it is too hot to handle. You want to taste but it something out of your price range. And lets face it, I am out of everyone's price range if you want to be honest about things. The sexiest woman alive is talking to you right now and you get to prove to the world that you are just not another notch on the belt.

Now as far as you comparing to me to maybe your teenage dream or maybe the woman you are then there is no comparison. I am not cheap or sleep with all the men to get by. I do not go that way. My legs are not like a revolving door. All men want me and all the women want to be me. As I can tell from that mug you call a face. And you may say you are going to deface me all you want but when you climb in those ropes and face me you will realize that I am not just another pretty face that got a job here because of my sensual curves but because I have more bite than bark. You will get to see that tonight you may call yourself a monster but you are just another barbie doll on the inside wanting to be something you are not. Tonight it will come to fruition and how will you feel that you come out saying I am gonna steamroll you and you will be on your back looking at the lights when it is all said and done?

[luneidaroberson]

Luneida let's out a bellowing laugh right in the face of Trinity, she almost wets herself before regaining her composure..

Bitch please, I am happy being the size I am and not a toothpick of a woman that starves herself to death worrying about the line of men wanting to be up in your pasty white pussy.. Real men love meat on their bones and I am happy to provide it.. I do not want to ever look like you with all the fakeness you are hiding behind and thinking you look attractive..See it's bitches like you making the wrong impression on the young ladies of today.. Oh you gotta wear tons of makeup and be a size zero to attract men.. That's what makes me sick to my stomach, and the shallow men that bend over backwards to get you in the sack make me even sicker..

Oh and being on some 2nd rate magazines airbrushed & photoshopped to death means jack shit as well honey, You see I am not hating on you because of your 50 cent hooker looks..I am hating on you & every woman that pushes their unnatural be fake like me look on everyone like those pathetic bible thumpers trying to shove religion down our throats too..

I am more then ready to rip your extension outta your hair right down to the scalp in our match and you'll be looking like Britney Spears by matches end..