A Different Approach...

[unknownentities]

Cowboys from Hell fills the arena as the Unknown Entities make their ways to the ring, even with masks on you can see they are not happy coming off a second straight loss to the English Bulldogs...

Unknown #1: Okay, okay maybe it was the long lay off since me & my buddy worked together we haven't found our rhythm of old yet and we have a little tag team rust or there's something shady going on behind the scenes.. Because there is absolutely no freaking way we are 0-2 against the tag team of Bert & Ernie.. So these week after talking it over with my partner.. We've decided to challenge these overgrown tarts to one on one matches this week, and after flipping a coin backstage I've won the right to face the Shitbull and that leaves the Headgear Hobbit to you know who...

Unknown #2: That's right frik and frak, you think that's all we are is a team that can talk smack and can't the job done..I cannot wait till I can put the proverbial foot in mouth to make you eat your words there jerky.. I heard a few "You're too old" chants during the match.. That means a few fans are not as dumb as we thought and know who we are..But let me assure you that we are like a fine wine, we get better with age and we have no problems keeping up with teams half our age..Despite our little losing streak we know you are feeling the aches & pains of the whooping we put you thru despite not coming out the victor, we have a tendency to leave mental as well as psychical scars deep down in ya.. So how bout' it?..You boys ready to go another round this week and face us in singles competition? Or you gonna stay home this week and pack a lil' fudge and get down with each other that night?

Both men await the inevitable appearance of their opponents...

[The English Bulldogs]

The instrumental for Kashmir plays over the PA as The English Bulldogs walk out onto stage. Bradford is holding a mic as Warren argues with him about something. Finally, Bradford shrugs his shoulders and hands the mic to Warren.

You wankers are right about something for once. It's about bloody time too. We are feeling some effects from that match, though not as much as whichever one of you gits went through a table.

Bradford says something to Warren who nods his head as he hands Bradford the mic. You want your two matches so bad, you got them. But lets up the ante a bit. See I have total faith in Warren to get the job done. So much so that in the rare event he did lose, I'd face both of you at the same time next. Can you say the same? Do you have the same confidence in each other or are you nothing short of hot air as you yanks like to say? Bradford lowers the mic with a smirk while Warren just continues to sneer.

[unknownentities]

Both men look at each other at this little proposition that was just presented before them..

Unknown #1: So let me get this straight.. My partner beats the living hell outta your boy and you are will to take us both on in a tag team handicap match later that very night?.. Well I guess we can take the credit for knocking those pea sized brains of yours even looser to have you come forth with this idea of more punishment.. Okay then you got yourself a match with your stips then

As Unknown #1 is lowering his mic after his reply Unknown #2 can be seen in back DX crotch chopping the Bulldogs..

[The English Bulldogs]

Warren grabs the mic and raises it to his mouth. If you can get through me and so far history says not happening. I'll make sure to bring some rib tape for you after our match. Warren lowers the mic as the Kashmir instrumental plays and the Bulldogs head backstage.