You rang....(o2a)

[unknownentities]

Two men suddenly come out into the I:W arena decked out in all black attires and masks with what looks to be visors obscuring their faces from view as both men enter the ring they request a mic ...

Unknown #1: We heard thru the grapevine that this company was resurrecting their tag team division and we just had to get on board to bring it back on the map the right way..There is not one team in the back that is even worthy to lace our boots when it comes to tag team dominance... We have been everywhere and then there again in some cases because we needed to prove certain people that what we did the first time wasn't a fluke or stroke of luck and we were the legit standard..

#1 turns to his partner as he raises the mic to his lips

Unknown #2:
Indeed what my buddy over hear said is true, we are here to put our boots straight up your asses kiddies and stomp it till you are left bleeding from your anus as well.. We have broken the best teams apart every company has had to offer, they either split up or quit the business because they couldn't beat us and no matter what we were always the last team standing after every war and battle that came our way and that's gonna happen here as well..Just thought you'd like to know ahead of time so you can run away now or if your brain cells have been depleted far beyond common sense and you choose to be our punching bags..Then so be it..

Both men get ready to leave, until...

[The English Bulldogs]

Suddenly a new theme plays over the PA. Although the music is probably recognized by older people in the crowd and rock fans, the two people who step out on stage are not recognized. The shorter one, Warren, wearing a singlet and plain hoodie paces on the stage back and forth. At the same time his partner, Bradford standing six inches taller wearing trunks and a hoodie stands there looking to the ring.

Before long both men make their way to the ring in heavy strides appearing to be all business. Once in the ring Bradford is given a mic while Warren paces some more behind him before stopping and glaring at the two unknown people in the ring with them as Bradford raises his mic.

You wankers are completely barmy if you think your declaration of being the most dominant tag team is gonna be let go. Tell me, are you a couple of yanks? Cause only a yank would make such a bold declaration like that without anything to back it up.

Bradford motions at Warren behind him. See me and Warren are from across the pond. That means we have a legacy of being fighters instead of a legacy of fast food. The crowd boos them knowing it was directed at American audiences. If you wankers think you're the best, how about we show you what it's like to get in a fight with an Englishman?

Bradford lowers the mic waiting as him and his partner wait for a response. The whole time, Warren continues to glare at the other team, wishing to just get to the match already.

[unknownentities]

Unknown #1: You two jablomies got jokes huh?, Sorry if you are the only ones laughing at them as you literally put the crowd to sleep in less then a paragraph of drivel.. Just some information, fast food is not just isolated to American you buffoons and thanks for letting us know you are from across the pond because that explains the ungodly smell coming off the both of you as you stand before us..

Both men wave their hands to try and ward of the aroma of these two unkempt loud mouthes

Unknown #1: As for being cocky about our dominance as the team we say we are, we can back it up any day or nite starting with you two pompous asses is fine by me..Whadda ya say my good buddy

Unknown #1 turns to Unknown #2 who was lounging on the corner tb as he hops down he walks back over and grabs the mic..

Unknown #2: My bad was taking a nap over yonder and could've sworn I was having a dream about two mentally challenged jackasses with bad teeth wanting to fight us glances over and mocks a shocked motion.. Oh snaps it wasn't a dream those two ugly bathturds are real.. Holy shitzus .. Damn hope I:W isn't in HD I feel bad for the viewers at home having to look at them *shivers*

Unknown #1: Nicely put my friend, HD + these fools = ratings killers for I:W.. We will do everyone the favor and send these stinky mofos back across the pond after we silence them this week on Showdown.. See ya soon pupdogs..

[The English Bulldogs]

Bradford shakes his head raising the mic. You really are daft. You yanks are famous across the pond for eating too much fast food. Bradford shakes his head as he cranks his head towards Warren. Bugger, I guess all the stories about yanks are true.

Warren grabs Bradford's mic and brings it to his mouth. The boys up north weren't daft, unlike these wankers. Bradford nods his head and grabs his own mic.

True. They think our teeth are bad, can't wait to see what they think of their own after a real fight with us. Warren nods his head as Bradford lowers the mic.