The Avengers!!!!!!!!!

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<$$- Kazu, and "Cowboy" Bill were in in a discussion over the events of last night's I:W Steel City Showdown Pay Per View when...-$$>



<! Bill: There is he Kazu. The man of the hour. Last night, Double S walked into I:W Steel City Showdown, and went to war with Sentoryu.

Kazu: What a war it was. Double S, and Sentoryu locked in Steel Asylum for a 2 out of 3 falls match up. !>

<$$- They would continue to commentate while footage of the match came across the titan-tron. -$$>

<! Kazu: So where is the "man" of the hour? I hear the music, but no Double S in sight.

"Cowboy" Bill: Maybe a miscue at the truck? !>

<Xx- Hey. -xX>

<$$- Commentators, I:W Universe etc were wondering where that came from. -$$>

<Xx- Up here bats -xX>

<! Kazu: Up where?

Bill: I think I see him in the skybox. !>

<$$- "Cowboy" Bill points with the camera following to see Double S. Everyone else eventually catches up to whats going on. -$$>

<Xx- Now that you have caught up. Did anyone see the movie "Avengers"? -xX>

<$$- An amazing roar of the crowd indicated a "Yes!" in agreement with the question. -$$>

<Xx- Great huh? Yeah I know at being one of the worst movies ever made

The star of the movie was clearly LoKi am I right? -xX>

<$$- They booed. -$$>

<Xx- How the hell are you not going to call up Double S to do this movie huh?

Want a Loki? I'd be the best Loki you have EVER seen. The writing would of changed dramatically. Can going with the stupid American comic cliches around here for once. People act like the bad guys can never get the job done in these movies. Bad guy is built up like this super beast. Kicks the good guys ass or outsmarts for a brief moment and then all of a sudden the good guys turn it around, and win. Saves the day. That's not going to happen. Something original happens. Say I kick their ass, but let them live. They realize working as a team than individuals. Band together, and comes after me again, and I just
kill them all. How's that sound?

<$$- Bad according to the fans. -$$>

<Xx- Giving bad reps to the God like creatures as myself. I do outsmart, and kick people's ass every day here in the wrestling world, and beyond it.

And the Avengers aren't as great as people make them. In fact, they resemble alot of the I:W roster right now. Think of Lionheart as "Nick" Fury. The guy supposedly pulling all the strings. Getting the Avengers together in the first place. Always the guy trying to please everyone. But still gets shitted on for his efforts. But hey when that's the only thing you are good for, why change the formula now. Number 2? Oh I'll head Lionheart's way .

If there was one who resembles the Green Hulk the most, Angel Fyre fits that mold perfectly. Because he abuses steroids? Nope. Because he is so ever golly green . -xX>

<$$- An inside joke for those who got it. -$$>

<Xx- I'll throw Madison in there because an eye candy is needed in this situation. Enough said.

Then you got Brent Starr who's like a modern day Iron Man. Very clever with his words. Hypnotic even. When he speaks, everyone listens. He made the unoriginal word "PWN" seem original. Why? Because of how he presented the phrase. He talks about his Champions, and how many wins he has to boaster his record. I see what he did there. Didn't fool me, but sure did others. Its not that hard to to do. People are used to Unoriginal turned into what it looks to be originality.

And I know Brent Starr tonight said something about a number one contender's match against me. You were trolled son. There isn't a number one contender, but out of my own curiosity. I will beat you, and send ya back to the unemployment line. Just not tonight. -xX>


<$$- Negative reaction -$$>

<Xx- I'm taking the night off, and relaxing. I just destroyed your hometown hero Sentoryu with ease. And the joke is on you for thinking otherwise! -xX>

<$$- They booed. -$$>

<Xx- Just I was saying about the avengers. When I dominated Sentoryu, that's how a f*ckin ending is SUPPOSED TO BE! Sentoryu so the outcome couldn't of went any other way. -xX>

<$$- More boos. -$$>

<Xx- Because of your country, the world has a fascination with anime, J-pop, cosplay, your stupid video games. Making nerds all around today. Makes me sick to even have to be. Innovation is still Innovation! -xX>

<$$- The crowd chanted a couple things: "World Class!", "Sentoryu!", "You Suck!" -$$>

<Xx- Which mean this title is still relevant, and that's never going to change. So get used to the new world, and your God. Its going to be a while .-xX>


<$$- The camera feed to the skybox ends, and back to the action. -$$>

The END