Choke On It!! (Amazons)

[DARKSIDE]

Angel has appeared out at ringside once more during the show. As the commercial ends, she is seen standing on the turnbuckle, playing to the fans and showing off her freshly won championship belt. She has a devilish sparkle in her eye as she grabs up a mic and takes her spot in the center of the ring....

Wow!!

Wow. I thought I was living the good life. This place is known for its "top of the line", cutting edge technology. No?? Then, why am I still listening to the same broken records? I mean, have you heard the shit coming out of these bitches' mouths since I won this title? It's SHOCKING! Yeah. Yeah! You know what I'm talking about! Don't ya? Rewind back a few weeks ago. Hell, go all the way back to when I first showed up. Nothing but dumb slut after retarded little whore trying to make me look like a joke. Not taking me seriously. Poking fun at me for the way I look. Talking themselves up like they're the best thing since birth control.

PUUUHHH-LEEEEEEEEAAAASSSEE!!!!

You want to talk about "ugly"? You want to call names and have fun at someone's expense?[/b]

Angel slowly raises the Amazon Championship up high for all the fans to see....

Who's laughing now, assholes?[/b]

Angel shares a good laugh along with the crowd...

Huh-ha-ha-ha-ha.... I know! Right? All the dim-witted name calling. All the trash talk. Look where it got you! NOWHERE!! That's what's wrong with this division. These chicks would all rather smack talk me than get in the ring and get the job done when it counts. While they were out here every week flapping their gums and boring everyone to tears....I was working my ass off to regain the #1 contender spot. I ran over everyone in my way and left them all bitter and butt-hurt as I moved on and they got left face-down in the dirt.[/b]

Angel lowers her mic for a second and scans the crowd as they all start chanting her name. She continues with a confident smirk on her face...

One thing I know for a fact....every last Amazon in the back? They HATE MY GUTS!! But, ya know something? I'm fine with it. It comes with the territory. This isn't my first title reign. I know the jealousy it can bring. YEAH!! I said it!! You're all.....fucking....JEALOUS!! You call me an ugly monster, huh?? Look in the mirror. The real "green-eyed monster" lives in ALL of you!! It's called ENVY, bitches! You want what I have, and it kills you to know that you will NEVER have what I do. I got where I am today because I worked my ass off and I fuckin' EARNED IT! Kami made sure of that. She knew I was the only one worthy of facing her for the title. I didn't prance around acting like I was just entitled to a shot. I didn't let my idiotic human emotions cloud my perception. I was proud, but not to the point where it blinded me and gave me false confidence. I didn't need to stand out here every night and try to convince everyone, including myself, just how "great" I am. Yeah! Sound familiar? Anyone?? You know who you are!! I simply said what needed to be said, and then....I got my ass in this ring and I proved how good I am every damn night!

I don't care if they can't stand me. I think it's hilarious watching the lengths these little girls will go to. A few of them even banded together and made up a stupid little clique to fight against The Murder Dollz. Ha haa.... Misfitt and I did it first, baby! If you can't be original, don't try at all. All you're doing is copying us because you know we are the best....and maybe because you know you can't take me down by yourself. Go ahead and deny it all you want. That's exactly what all of you Amazons are doing since we left Canada. You're in denial!

Get the cocks out of your throats and make room to swallow your pride, for fuck sake! GAWD!!!

Speaking of the Money Dolls...I heard Ashley out here a while back doing her best to try and form full sentences and not move her lips while she reads the cue cards. Just more talk! She is so proud of her performances the other night. Sure, she pinned me. But she had help. What does she have to show for it? She failed in the end against Raiyven....which I'm so happy about, by the way. Imagine the noise level coming out of her face if she won! Ohmigod!! We'd all want to shove ice picks in our ears! Ha ha... Ashley and Madi$on can keep their weak little victories over me because it all means NOTHING in the big picture. Right?? I mean....look at it. They call themselves "Money Dolls", but what do they really have to show for it? The Money Dolls aren't worth the toilet paper they're printed on, baby! Let get real for once. Okay? Jeez!!

Besides, who's stock is rising these days? They all might think they're hot shit....but they're only half right. Nope! Not "hot"! Just..."shit". **giggle** Aww, c'mon! Isn't it obvious? I'm the example the other Amazons should live by! The past couple months speak volumes. I never lost faith in my abilities, even with everyone else trying to bring me down. I never faltered and became the #1 contender against all odds...TWICE. I earned my rematch...I got Kami in that cage, and I gave her Hell! She knows it. I know it. Everyone in the back damn well knows it....whether they'll fess up to it, or not.

I don't give a flaming fuck if they like me. I don't care if they hate me. I know they don't respect me. The feeling is mutual, let me tell ya. These yappy little dogs don't get an ounce of respect from me, and they won't until they can prove they're not all freaking TALK!

Go ahead and disrespect me, "ladies". I can't expect anything less. Be hateful. Be angry. Be jealous! The painful truth of the matter is....it's not about ME anymore.

Above all else....you've GOT to respect THIS![/b]

Angel ascends the far turnbuckle and holds the Amazon title high in the air once again. She climbs down, moves to another corner and does the same. She continues to celebrate and show the title off to the fans.

Until, her celebration is cut short by............

[Ashley Milano]

Ashley Milano walks out as she looks at Angel with deceit and astonishment. She shakes her head as she has her customary pink mic with her.

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Are you done? I mean these fans paid good money for a show and not a comedy routine. I am sure when they were chanting your name it was for you to make a quick exit and bring out some talent in the ring for some real action. You see you come out here with that title thinking you are somebody. Thinking the world owes you something or we owe you something. What do we owe you? You said respect right? Well baby I don't owe you anything. I do respect that title for what it represents but that is as far as the respect I owe you or anyone else for that matter. Because it comes a time where you either have it or you don't. But I will give you credit for winning the title. You did beat Kami and not many can say they have done that.

Now you may think that me and the other gals in the back envy you? What do we envy? Your shrek looks? Your circus act of a group following you around like your the next big thing? What is it that we are jealous of? It certainly isn't anything you have done in the ring and besides if you haven't noticed I have been in the ring with you and it hasn't came out like you wanted now has it? Because you can't blow smoke as far as you can but the realization is that when me and you get in the ring it is me pinning you and not the other way around. Now how does that feel champ?

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Ashley smiles as she blows her a kiss.

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You come out here and gargle the same mess that was meant to be never said or spat out. Like you think that since you and your freakshow of a partner in Misfit call yourselves the Murder Dolls then that makes you original? Baby when you look at me and realize that the other ladies in the back wish they were me then you will understand that being original was founded by me. Me and Madison did what we said we were gonna do and that is prove a point by using you as examples to our theory. And that is all you are is just another diva that walked in for a very short time and had success but never long standing. And I know sweetie you better hold on to that title as long as you can. You might as well wait until the PPV in a few weeks. And you better face someone other than me for that title if you want to keep it around.

All in all Angel you will find out that this lady here standing in front of you doesn't like you because you have the title. She doesn't like you because of whatever success you have. I just don't like you because you make a mockery of what real wrestlers ought to be. The beautiful ladies in this business like me and Madi$on have paved the road and you want to spit on it for what we have done. And that is why you must go down that learning tree. That is why Moneymaker wanted us. Not just because we are beautiful. We all know the type of guy he really is but he wanted to be surrounded by winners. And baby one way or another you will get in the ring with me again and like clockwork you will be on borrowed time.

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[DARKSIDE]

Look, you stupid cow! I didn't say you, or anyone else, "owed" me a damn thing. Where did that point come from out of that thick skull of yours? You know, you've really made my job easy. As soon as I see pink, or a walking set of flesh colored water balloons holding a microphone...especially one that looks like a bedazzled dildo...I have pretty much learned to stop paying attention because I know the words I'll hear next are going to give me a headache.

How much longer are you going to ride on your story of how you pinned me? Do you see anyone else using that as their sole reason for opening their mouths? No! Because most of the Amazons have better things to talk about. They have greater accomplishments to base their careers on. But you?? No....all you've got to talk about is how you and your little lap dog took turns getting your faces caved in by me and Misfitt, and you got lucky a couple times. Do you think this is how it's gonna be all the time? If so, then you better go back to Toys R US and get some more pink markers because your blonde roots are starting to show, honey!

You want a match with me? One on one? Do I look like a fool? I know how this works. We lock up in this ring, fight back and forth, and just as I am about to do the world a favor and take you out of it....along comes Money Doll #2 to make it a handicap match. See, I'm not a dumb as you think. You should really learn by now. Baby, I wrote the book on under-handed tricks. I can play all your little games, and still come out on top. So....here's the rub, "Pinky". We'll have our match...and you can even bring Madi$on, seeing as you both share half a brain. I guess ya kind of need her there, huh?? **giggle** BUT....I'm gonna have Misfitt in MY CORNER!

How's that grab ya? You game, or what??[/b]

Angel thinks for a moment and then cringes...

Oh! And...can you make it quick? I don't know if any of us can take much more of your dopey rhetoric![/b]

[Ashley Milano]

Make it quick? Oh baby I plan to in our match. And if you want to bring your circus clown then so be it. I can bring Madi$on just so I know it will be one on one. So tonight I get to show the world how ridiculous you really are. But don't worry sweety you can keep my title in the back. I want you to keep it more than a week.

Tonight is the night that I shut that over flowing mouth of yours and I plan on doing it Money Doll style.

So chimp what do you want? Make it easy on yourself because I would hate to break a nail.

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Ashley holds her hands up looking at her nails.

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You see theses nails tramp? They cost me way more than what your trailer costs. But I don't mind breaking them as I break you. So tonight we are on and it don't matter how we play. It is time for the biggest fish in the ocean takes back what is hers and shoves her foot down your throat and scratches your eyes out. So pinky here is ready to play. Are you Hook?

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[DARKSIDE]

Ooooh! So close. You almost got off easy, but then ya just had to chime in with that "hook" shit again. How dense are you, Ashley? Do I look like a pirate or something?? I mean, COME ON![/b]

Laughter is heard from the crowd as Angel looks to Ashley with a sarcastic, confused look and scratches her head.

But, you just couldn't walk away without pissing me off again. Sooooooo....our match just changed! NO DISQUALIFICATIONS!

You like that, honey? Now you and your fellow Money Pig can do whatever you want to me. Breaking a nail is the least thing YOU need to worry about. I'm gonna break your jaw.....and your ribs....and your legs....and your little pencil neck, so the pain you feel the next time you're doing your business under Moneymaker's desk will all help remind you how bad you messed up when you chose to fuck with the wrong Amazon!

Does poor Madi$on know what you're dragging her into? Huh?? Come to think of it, did she even make it on the plane? Ha hahaa..

Just keep talking! It's only gonna get worse. If I were you, I'd turn around and bounce my little botoxed ass right on back to Moneymaker and quit while I was ahead. If you can't bring yourself to shut the fuck up....I'm gonna make your life a living Hell.

Go ahead! Push me! I will FUCK your WORLD, bitch! You don't want to see just how bad this can get. Trust me![/b]

[Ashley Milano]

Ashley grabs her ass and then her chest.

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Listen up freak! These are all natural honey. The Lord blessed me with the best body in the business and don't be mad at me if He missed the mark on you. I know why you and others are jealous of me. Every time and I do mean every time I look in the mirror I see why. And as far as that Moneymaker remark? Don't worry about him. He is well taken care of if you know what I mean. He doesn't have to worry about me or Madi$on or anyone else. And besides you shouldn't be worried about him unless you are his next target? Not sure you are his type but hey you never know about him.

What you need to be worrying about his little ole Ash Doll over here. You know the Pink Sensation. The best in the business. You need to be worried about that. And as far as your no DQ goes? Is that it? You want to go down that road? I know it is a gravel road to your trailer on the hill but if that is what you want then consider me in. Not my type of match but I don't mind going down to your level and doing what is necessary to pull off the win. Just don't got freak show on me when I get on top of you for the 1-2-3. But I am sure you know about being on the bottom already.

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Ashley smiles as the fans give a big sigh.

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But then again maybe I will just beat you until you can't get up. Maybe I can find some pink brass knuckles and drive my fist into your head until someone pulls me off of you. You never know about me there hook. I may treat you like the tramp that you really are and I know you probably like it. You probably love it rough. I bet you are "Edgy" when it comes to things like that. But all in all I am gonna have fun with you in this ring. And I am gonna beat you up and it is gonna be on the "Pink Level."

So if you want to get ahead in life let me give you some advice. Be a tease for the men you call out. Let them come after you instead of the other way around. As you can see it has done wonders for me and I don't mind saying that after all is said and done you better go hunt up some other "Bombshell" if you want to hold on to what you feel is yours? You come down the "Pink Boulevard" then you will find out that you are not as great as you think you are. Come down this road and we will get to know each other real well. You want to stay Champ? Visit another place. You come down to my high dollar/high maintenance street then you will see that you are not gonna make it.

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Ashley blows Angel a kiss.

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[DARKSIDE]

Angel playfully hops up and grabs the "kiss" out of the air, looks down at her fist and shakes her head. She then reaches back and rubs it all over her right ass cheek.

Ha ha ha haa.... Yeah!! I told you to shut your trap, but look what ya just did. That's strike 2! Sucks to be YOU!

I was just out here celebrating with my fans, and you came out here to spoil my fun. So, who's barking up the wrong tree now? You could have just stayed in the back and waited your turn, but NNNNNOOOOOO!! This little piggy came out to the ring....and pissed off the woman who holds....ALL....THE.....BLING!!! Ha haaa...

See what I did there?

So, what should I do now? No DQ wasn't good enough, I guess. Hmm....what to do? What....to.....do?

OH!! I GOT IT!! You obviously want what I've got....this shiny title belt. Don't ya? You want me to just hand it over? Oh, honey...it's NOT gonna be that easy. Look what I went through just to get my shot back. I went through Hell and back. I had to win Triple Threat matches and 2 Out Of 3 Falls matches. But, I need to see if you really are that hungry for this title...or if it's just your greed rearing its ugly pink head once again. I'm gonna make you work for this...and I'm gonna enjoy making sure your stupid face bounces off the road with every bump as we take this little trip together, "Trashley"!

You can take that No-DQ idea and throw it out the window. Nope...it just got more REAL, baby. I'm gonna talk to the boss and have him write up an open contract for an Amazon Championship title shot at the next PPV. It's gonna be suspended up in the air over this ring, and if you can get the briefcase down....I'll see you at the PPV....title in hand, no questions asked. Got it? I'll also make sure they leave lots of "tables, ladders and chairs" at ringside so we can really give these great fans what they want to see.

ME....beating the pink right off your stupid fat ass!![/b]

The crowd goes crazy with Angel's new announcement...

Oh, and when you're laying on the floor, barely able to stand and straining to see through the blood in your eyes...maybe then, you'll think twice before you come out and interrupt me again![/b]