Post by DARKSIDE on May 6, 2012 1:55:47 GMT
In a break between dark matches, the arena lights suddenly flicker and go out, leaving the arena in pitch blackness. The fans in attendance, unsure of what's happening, begin to sound agitated. Moments later, an ear-shattering clap of thunder is heard throughout the arena, the stage explodes in an inferno of hellish pyrotechnics, and the entrance music of Darkside booms through the sound system! The Japanese fans look on in awe and amazement as they have only heard and seen these creatures on television, but this is their first exposure to them in person. Nightmare, "Doctor" Death, Minion and the new Amazon Champion, Angel all march toward the ring. Angel is all smiles and walking with a proud sway in her stride as she holds the Amazon title belt securely on her shoulder.
Minion climbs up on the apron and holds the ropes for Angel to step through as she enters the ring. Nightmare and Death step over the top ropes and taunt to the crowd, as do Angel and Minion....all to a raucous response of cheers and a few boos (mostly from the jaded American fans).
Nightmare chuckles as he raises his mic....
So, this is Japan? A place Darkside might never have seen, if not for some special arrangements. You see, somewhere in our time here on this dirt clod you call Earth...someone saw fit to forever BAN Darkside from setting foot on Japanese soil. No one knows when, or why this was ever agreed upon. It just....is. You humans are a confusing species. We hate being confused! Is it any surprise why Darkside has been sent to exterminate the lot of you?[/b]
The crowd responds with more boos this time, and yet some inexplicable cheers still happen. Darkside fans are a sick bunch!
Death now speaks up....
But, all is not lost. When we heard that this company was due for a tour in Japan, we all figured on a month-long vacation. The Japanese people idolize monsters. They adore beasts of all shapes and sizes. Godzilla! Mothra! King Kong! You all eat that garbage up. You fill your day watching idiots in rubber suits slap each other around and fall onto piles of cardboard made out to look like city buildings. And yet....you all FEAR the likes of us to the extent that you pass a federal law to keep our kind out of your country?
Ha ha ha ha haaa..... However, here....we....ARE! Abandon everything you know about those false creatures in your TV shows, story books and video games. Your plastic toys are about to become obsolete. Tonight...you will all bare witness to what REAL monsters are capable of. Darkside is HERE....and not even Godzilla is going to destroy us. WE will do the destroying from here on out![/b]
Next, Angel steps forward....
That's right! We...are...monsters. We are your darkest fears personified. We are the images that haunt your dreams. We are the reason you fear the dark. When you feel the hair stand up on the back of your neck....that's us, too! **giggle**[/b]
(pats her title belt and adjusts it on her shoulder)
Ya see, the boss had to pull some strings and get us cleared to even enter this stink hole because of THIS! MY Amazon Championship. Seems at some point in our time here, I have to defend this thing against some unworthy little cunt who manages to squeak her way up the food chain. That's what the rules say, anyway. Pfft....rules! They totally cramp my style.
Because we all travel together, and they couldn't have a tour here without their Amazon champ on the card....that meant we ALL got a free pass! Now, all you slanty-eyed gobbledly gookers get to feast your eyes on what real monsters look like. You're gonna see brutality like you've never seen before. Bottom line...we're gonna shake this building to the ground by the time we're done...and you're all just gonna sit there and like it![/b]
The crowd once again fires back a mix of cheers and jeers....
That goes for everyone in the back! Amazons! Money Dolls! Every last one of you who hated on me this whole time. All of you who did nothing but scoff at me and talk your trash. All you name callers and talentless, little cock suckers![/b]
(holds her title up and glares right into the camera as it zooms in close)
Do you see THIS? I am the new Amazon Champion.
THIS.....is your WORST NIGHTMARE!! This is the difference between running your mouths....and letting actions speak in place of words. Say what you want. Go ahead and call me a fraud...just like the rest of you.
WHO'S THE "FRAUD" NOW? HUH??
**giggle**[/b]
Angel steps back to the rest of the group. She puts her arm around Death's waist and raises the Amazon title high, inciting a huge pop from the crowd.
Nightmare raises his mic...
So, as you can see...Darkside is here. Different environment, but our purpose is the same. We have eclipsed those who opposed us in the past and we now look to the future. We look for new blood to be spilled. Fresh meat to feast upon. New souls to claim in the name of darkness!
Come out, vermin! Come and sacrifice your souls to the warlords of the abyss![/b]
All of Darkside stand in the ring, focused on the entrance ramp and ready to take on anyone who walks through that curtain.
They do not need to wait long....
Minion climbs up on the apron and holds the ropes for Angel to step through as she enters the ring. Nightmare and Death step over the top ropes and taunt to the crowd, as do Angel and Minion....all to a raucous response of cheers and a few boos (mostly from the jaded American fans).
Nightmare chuckles as he raises his mic....
So, this is Japan? A place Darkside might never have seen, if not for some special arrangements. You see, somewhere in our time here on this dirt clod you call Earth...someone saw fit to forever BAN Darkside from setting foot on Japanese soil. No one knows when, or why this was ever agreed upon. It just....is. You humans are a confusing species. We hate being confused! Is it any surprise why Darkside has been sent to exterminate the lot of you?[/b]
The crowd responds with more boos this time, and yet some inexplicable cheers still happen. Darkside fans are a sick bunch!
Death now speaks up....
But, all is not lost. When we heard that this company was due for a tour in Japan, we all figured on a month-long vacation. The Japanese people idolize monsters. They adore beasts of all shapes and sizes. Godzilla! Mothra! King Kong! You all eat that garbage up. You fill your day watching idiots in rubber suits slap each other around and fall onto piles of cardboard made out to look like city buildings. And yet....you all FEAR the likes of us to the extent that you pass a federal law to keep our kind out of your country?
Ha ha ha ha haaa..... However, here....we....ARE! Abandon everything you know about those false creatures in your TV shows, story books and video games. Your plastic toys are about to become obsolete. Tonight...you will all bare witness to what REAL monsters are capable of. Darkside is HERE....and not even Godzilla is going to destroy us. WE will do the destroying from here on out![/b]
Next, Angel steps forward....
That's right! We...are...monsters. We are your darkest fears personified. We are the images that haunt your dreams. We are the reason you fear the dark. When you feel the hair stand up on the back of your neck....that's us, too! **giggle**[/b]
(pats her title belt and adjusts it on her shoulder)
Ya see, the boss had to pull some strings and get us cleared to even enter this stink hole because of THIS! MY Amazon Championship. Seems at some point in our time here, I have to defend this thing against some unworthy little cunt who manages to squeak her way up the food chain. That's what the rules say, anyway. Pfft....rules! They totally cramp my style.
Because we all travel together, and they couldn't have a tour here without their Amazon champ on the card....that meant we ALL got a free pass! Now, all you slanty-eyed gobbledly gookers get to feast your eyes on what real monsters look like. You're gonna see brutality like you've never seen before. Bottom line...we're gonna shake this building to the ground by the time we're done...and you're all just gonna sit there and like it![/b]
The crowd once again fires back a mix of cheers and jeers....
That goes for everyone in the back! Amazons! Money Dolls! Every last one of you who hated on me this whole time. All of you who did nothing but scoff at me and talk your trash. All you name callers and talentless, little cock suckers![/b]
(holds her title up and glares right into the camera as it zooms in close)
Do you see THIS? I am the new Amazon Champion.
THIS.....is your WORST NIGHTMARE!! This is the difference between running your mouths....and letting actions speak in place of words. Say what you want. Go ahead and call me a fraud...just like the rest of you.
WHO'S THE "FRAUD" NOW? HUH??
**giggle**[/b]
Angel steps back to the rest of the group. She puts her arm around Death's waist and raises the Amazon title high, inciting a huge pop from the crowd.
Nightmare raises his mic...
So, as you can see...Darkside is here. Different environment, but our purpose is the same. We have eclipsed those who opposed us in the past and we now look to the future. We look for new blood to be spilled. Fresh meat to feast upon. New souls to claim in the name of darkness!
Come out, vermin! Come and sacrifice your souls to the warlords of the abyss![/b]
All of Darkside stand in the ring, focused on the entrance ramp and ready to take on anyone who walks through that curtain.
They do not need to wait long....
