Time To Roll The Dice (Dice K)

[Angel Fyre]

Angel is out in the ring at the beginning of the show. He is by himself and in his street clothes. He looks at the crowd and he observes the camera as he walks closer to it.

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You know I have seen this company go through its ups and no doubt its downs. But one thing has been certain is that even though it had that rough spell it has always been one for opportunities. No matter what your name was! And as I scope through all my accolades there is one that for some reason or another has slipped through my fingers. And it isn't because I got the opportunity, it is because frankly it wasn't my time to seize it.

Now I know there is a man going on some trip about who he is or what he is. But just like you and so many of the new guys getting the same opportunity. It is about time that I get that same opportunity. So Dice K, I know you are in the back. And I know you are listening. So why don't you come down here and into this ring and we can talk about what is due me! I propose we wrestle at the PPV! That way you can't say you didn't have time to prepare. So get down here so we can ink this bad boy!

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[Daisuke Tsuyuki]

Fist Pump begins to play the crowd are on their feet for the Gladiator Champions arrival. The lights go out, the arena goes silent with only the driving crunk beat thumping in the dark. The crowd is filled with anticipation as the music moves on with no appearance of the champion. Suddenly a spotlight shines into the crowd, It glints off of a pair of goggles standing in the darkened entry way. The all at once the figure starts to bump and grind...... and sweat and there is a huffing and puffing heard over the loud speaker. There grinding with all his might is Kenji, Dice-K's humble man servant. The Harajuku girls join in as Kenji is putting on a show for the crowd here which are laughing to kill them selves . The three figures hump and grind their way to the ring ,Kenji doing an atrocious job of butchering Dice's theme song. Kenji jumps over the barrier, hooking his foot as he does and falls face first into the concrete floor. The girls rush to him and grag him getting him back on his feet and roll him into the ring. Kenji composes himself and then jumps to the ring rope in an attempt to copy the mannerisms of his master. Failing to land right on the ring rope Kenji again topples to the outside to the arena floor. Again the girls rescue him getting him righted back on his feet and in the ring. Kenji turns and looks at Angel before him. quickly he bows to this giant of a man and then crossing his arms with the mike cooked to his crooked grin. Dice k's attire and goggles far too big for the shriveled older Japanese man to fill out, the goggles sliding down covering one of his eyes.

YO YO YO DOOOOOOOOOG LET ME SPEAK ON THIS WAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUP. The Dice to the K is not in the hizzzzz house playa. But he will take ya down to funkytown next week Fo' shizzle my nizzle.

Looking to the Harajuku girls standing beside him putting his hand over the mike he looks to the shorter one and asks if that was what the hip cats nowaday say it? She shrugs as she doesnt understand English to well. Then the Tron crackles and comes to life. The Gladiator Champion is seen sitting in a hot tub with ten blonds in various states of undress.

Fukaku hamekonde chodai! korrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrra!!! Kenji that was terrible hahaha. You can now exit the arena and get my damn dry cleaning you old Bin Bin Daze!!!. As for you Mr. Masu-wo-kaku Can I asssssssss you a question ahhaha. Why have you rolled out from under your rock? Is it the fact that noone seems to want to roll with the Dice man? Do you think you have the ablity to crack the code that is the Japanese cypher? Why wait till next week why not just let me get outta this hottub and drive my wicked awesome very expensive, to quote Borat Sagdiyev vagene magnet down to that arena and slap the holy hell outta that flat beast from beauty and the beast puss of yours from pillar to post. Then take that said puss and shove it up your Gigantism, more then likely well lubricated ass, since you are from Hollywood and have likely spent alot of time on the cast couch over the years. ahhahhaah. Sorry not to make light over your appearance or anything but I see it I speak it. I can not help that you have a face that only a mother can love and she died laughing. You know what I used to watch this show when I was little you remind me of that actor that was in it Ron Perlman. AHHAH as the great Arnold would say You are one uggggggly Motherf***er now aren't you. hahahha.

[Daisuke Tsuyuki]

Dice doesnt wait for a reply he shifts alittle to the side and a split screen pops up on the tron showing on it is a picture of what he was talking about..




Well Furuchin I told you did I not. Peeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrfffffffffffeeeeeeeectttttt match hahahhahhaa

[Angel Fyre]

Angel looks at the idiot trying to be Dice K. Him fumbling around and the ladies trying to help him along the way. Angel gets confused over what seemed to be the miscommunication of slang that this guy was trying to do. He shakes his head as he sees Dice K with the 10 blondes at his apparent house. He gathers the information as he begins his spill.

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What a waste. I figured you be with better company than what seems the Tiger Woods Show. You see Special K it isn't about how many ladies you can pull but what type of ladies you pull. And you sent what seems to be your boy to deliver a message to me. What I ought to do is just beat the crap out of him and send him back to you special delivery. But my momma always said to be very generous to the less fortunate so I am not gonna waste my time on him.

But you got my attention. Not because you are the Gladiator Champion but because you have 10 blondes with ya. You see me and you are much alike. You like the women as I do. And apparently you like movies. So I can keep the autographs for later or if you want a role in a movie then just say the word.

Now I know you are relaxing in the moment with you fine hoochie mommas. And I know you are thinking you were gonna get some no name to challenge you for that title. And I am all for giving people an opportunity and open a door for someone. But like it or not, we are destined to collide. Me and you are on a path that two rising stars will meet. You have the power in your hand. But make no mistake, when you get in the ring and you will with me then you will see you won't be taking on a rookie like Alex Winters or in the ring with a guy that wants my woman in Kyle Knobbs. You will be facing someone that has began his career in this company and has done it all except for one thing. And you are in the way of that.

So you have a good time with the 10 loose women you have there. You come next week to Canada. Hell I will pay for the flight from Japan. You get in this ring and you sign for the PPV to face me in whatever match you want. Hell if you need me to wrestle next week then you pick my opponent. I am out here for you and for you alone. Matter of fact you bring one of those hootchies with you or your woman whoever she may be and my fiance will destroy her in the ring.

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[Daisuke Tsuyuki]

As Angel lowers his mike a huge rumbling sound is heard from the entry way Kenji had used. The crowd turns to see the lights of a huge white hummer creeping though the gap in the wall that was the entry way



The back section of the hummer was filled with beautiful women of all sorts of nationalities, Not a loose woman to be found all were at one time Miss Universe pageant contestants. Sitting majestically among them with the Gladiator championship floating weightlessly in the sea of female flesh and Mr. Bubbles( Dice-K looooooooves his bubble baths.) wearing a huge Palladium and Obsidian neck chain with Dice ,one of each made of the precious elements, it dangles auspiciously just above the title glinting in the weak light of the entrance way. Standing up as the hummer pulls out of the entry slowly lumbering to a halt not far from the barrier Kenji had not so elegantly repelled. Jumping out of the tub with all the women in toe, with nothing but the suds and belt to hid the little modesty ,he had shown to the world at large, Dice land squarely on the Barrier and his theme starts to play. The crowd erupts as he starts to bump and grind and as he does the 10 women join him in a scene from Sodom and Gomorrah . Quite the spectacle for a free T.V. show. . Jumping down to the floor ,Kenji runs up and clads Dice in his entrance vest, covering him from prying eyes. Dice rolls into the ring followed by his entire entourage Standing in front of Angel he smiles,grabs his goggles off Kenjis crooked head, snaps them back to their rightful place. Raises the mike above his head as he bows it the crowd respond.
Fukaku hamekonde chodai! korrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrra!!!

Man I love that . Mr. Masu-wo-kaku you see I was here in Canada. I was not home I told you any place any time. But for some reason it is not getting to you. I will take you down to funkytown, like Kenji so eloquently put it, Right now. Why waste time talking a bout next week. when we can clash skills here tonight in this very ring. Let us party like it is '99 lets make it a extreme rules match. Oh maybe not since you seem to have vision problems already. How in the name of Isonokami Jingu can you look upon any of these beauties and call them loose?

Dice turns and walks to the nearest Beauty queen and raises her arm, jiggling it a bit looking very close to see if there was any looseness anywheres.

Nope not one iota of looseness. Maybe I should cancel this altogether maybe you should go get your eyes tested there Vincent.

Walking around the ring circling Angel with all who entered with him following along Dice flips open his phone speaks into it a bit and then they form a conga line as the music starts up. around and round they go the lights start to strob and the crowd starts to get in to the groove as well.



**Still dancing around Angel** Mr. Masu-wo-kaku you talk about things I sometimes do not under stand. You offer ME a part in your next movie. When in fact I should offer you one in my current project as the first film in the series grossed 900 million in South east Asia alone. Have you ever heard of Jet li ? of Jackie Chan? These are the people that my name is spoke in the same breath as in Japan. What is your name synonymous with here?Nick Swardson BUCKY LARSON: BORN TO BE A STAR and Martin Lawrence (As "Momma") BIG MOMMAS: LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON. Hahaha If they were making sequel to the water boy. You could play the lead and it would not be a stretch, you could just be yourself.

[Angel Fyre]

Angel looks at the show that is circling him. From the dancing of Dice K to the Asian Princess. To the sleekness of everything to the music of one of Latin's most profound artists.

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You want a match tonight? Is that what you want! Then you got it. An Extreme Rules Match? You sure you want to go down that street? You are not used to getting dirty and fighting like that? You are more of what you are right now and that is a dancing monkey. But I tell you what, if you want that then so it is. Book that one!

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The fans love the idea of the World Champion coming and fighting Angel. They love the dancing and of course they love the women that surrounds both men. They were expecting big things tonight but no one had expected this to come to play.

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You asked if I knew any of those actors you just named? I have heard the names but frankly what have they done lately? Are they worthy to be on the "Walk Of Fame?" I mean Jackie is more for his ridiculous comedy than his fighting skills or acting ability. Man if they make another Rush Hour then I am burning down the place! And then you spoke of Jet Li? He honestly is one of my inspirations. Out of all of the people you just named I hope you are not comparing yourself to him? But then again, you are about his height and his weight.

Now as far as you comparing your little or less known acting career to mine then that is where I must draw the line. You see you are starting to sound like that idiot Shawn Youngblood in comparing his women and his career to mine. Lets be honest shall we and there is nobody on God's green planet that should even be compared to... ME!

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Angel points to himself to really make himself look real important and the fans are trying not to boo him since he is dating a woman from their beloved country. But some can't help themselves.

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Bottom line Special K the women can't save you or that jester you call a servant surely can't help you. The only true one that can help you is here to save you and you are looking at him. So tonight if you really want to get in that ring then you bring yourself and bring all those Asian Princesses with ya. Bring all the money you have because none of it will save you from what is about to happen to you. I need to show you that there is only one true Hollywood Star on this world and it is me. I need to educate you on some things even though you got the entrance down pact. But even I can't do some things. I can't put my gorgeous face on yours. I can't let me smooth talking voice manipulate yours. I mean you think I can put what is in me on you and make it work? It can't be done.

But what I can do is tell you to go spend some of that money you have and get you some new clothes and change the hair a little. I mean the ladies love ya man for ya money and there is nothing wrong with that. Might as well get them while ya can is what I say. But lets not be nieve about why they are with ya. I mean we all can't be on the cover of People Magazine as the "Hottest Man On Earth." Only I can do that. Only I can be named the "Sexiest Man Alive" on the Rolling Stone. I mean I got to beat them off with a stick but when you are me what can you really do, honestly?

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Angel rubs his chin and sticks his nose in the air to relish how much he loves himself. He can't help himself by doing so. He rubs his chest and flicks the sweat off of his body as he looks at the crowd and then at Dice K's Asian Princesses.

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Hey control your women there dude. Don't want them to go into sexual fits over me just because some of my sweat fell on their bodies. I definitely don't want to be the one to be the cause of them leaving you for lets be honest someone better

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Angel grins with total love for himself as he really believes people love him as much as he loves himself.

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[Daisuke Tsuyuki]

Dice stops looks around from the women to the crowd to Angel and then Rolling out of the ring he grabs Kazu yet again, dragging him into the ring he plops him in front of Angel. Quickly shoving the mike into Kazu's face. Dice bends to Kazu's ear as Kazu is a good inch shorter then Dice.


Can you explain to me what he just said Kazu? I do not speak Gehin!!!

But But Daisuke he does not look very Low class!!

Grabbing Kazu by the collar Dice tosses him out of the ring to the floor laughing heartily. Man he loved that little Funya chin

No disrespect intended Angel. But you do tend to confuse reality with fantasy from time to time. You say you have been on Magazine covers? What were you standing on them using them for your litter box in the Carnival cage that American Kogal bought you from? The only Magazine you would be the hottest man on earth or Sexiest Man Alive would be one with a relatively high number of subscribers that being National Geographic.

Special K hmmm I like that name Vincent oh can I call you Vincent... Arigatou gozaimasu, I think I will. You seem to lose sight in where I come from I am from the land of the rising sun. Japan, the home of alot of Kusot-tare people. People that some how thought it was right to set another on fire and throw him though barbed wire into vinegar. Or to stand in the ring and blow it up with C4. So Vincent you see Special K is a good nick name. I had to go though that kinda thing to get where I am today. I am well versed in the field of Hard core. I have been blown... well just before I got out of that hottub over there.. but i digress. I have been thrown though things that you should not be thrown though. Maybe that was what happened to your face. Come to think of it I have seen one of your movies. Tango and Cash


Grabbing his phone again he hits some numbers and then suddenly a piture appears on the tron once more.



Robert Z'Dar hahahha I knew you had fell far after your Maniac cop series completed but to have to do carny work to make ends meet a sad day for B movie cinema. So "The Chin" It must have been a childhood mammary oopsy I mean Memory that causes you to call me Special what you remembered your days on the short bus riding to school with your reflector vest on. ahahhaa

but the time has come to stop this run around and round see ya in a the movies "The Chin.


Giving the signal Dice and his entourage exit to the limo once more and disappear in a wave of music and intrigue.

OCC** sorry to cut this short but RL calls to me haha TTYL Special K ooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttttttttttt Fukaku hamekonde chodai! korrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrra!!!