Post by Daisuke Tsuyuki on Mar 24, 2012 2:05:04 GMT
Daisuke had arrived in England three days before the PPV was scheduled to air. He had hired a camera crew to floow him around as Dice DOES NOT DO OFF AIR. PERIOD!!! Dice had decided also to take Kazu with him for he knew nothing of England. Kazu being trained in the area by Lionheart, Dice figured he would be the right man for the job. Kazu could give Dice an idea what these people were saying as Dice could not understand this accent a bit. Dice and Kazu have wondered the city for most of his stay so far. A short montage of the sights they had taken in flashes on the screen.
At each sight Dice had done the unthinkable he had urinated on each building as to mark his territory. Each time the locals, called Mancunians, which brought to Dice's mind that atrocious Denzel movie Manchurian candidate the dreadful remake of a brilliant movie, that starred the king of all things cool in the 50's and 60's old blue eyes,Frank Sinatra. Dice actually swooned a bit at the thought of being that high in Q rating. Before he heads to the arena he had to do some promo work to drum up some interest in what would shape up to be a terrible main event with what Dice thought was some bum that was pushed beyond his staion. Imagine 3 matches and he is in the title picture even Kazu would have been a better candidate for the beating of his life then this guy I:W had put before him. What was his name. Looking at Kazu he seemed to not have any idea either. Dice shrugs and they hope on the Manchester metrolink heading for the whirlwind tour of the following radio stations,BBC Radio Manchester, Key 103, Galaxy, Piccadilly Magic 1152, Real Radio North West, 100.4 Smooth FM, Capital Gold 1458, 96.2 The Revolution, NMFM (North Manchester FM) and Xfm.
Dice moved from Station to Station, the same questions asked of him time and again ,Kazu did the talking as Dice had really tired of the English people and their barbarous tongue. Not a free flowing language at all Dice thought.
As night fell 24 hours before the event Dice decides to head to Canal Street. The TV series Queer as Folk was set in the area. Dice-k knew that like no other type of people in the world could party like this community. Plus who better to hype a wrestling event with that featured sweating men rolling around in their underwear with then gay people. When they walked into the first bar Kazu almost fainted and the I:W censors went nuts as Dice jumped onto the bar and started singing Its Raining Men by the weather girls and striping off his suit. The camera feed goes black then comes back as a white faced Kazu is seen dragging the half naked, ripped on ecstasy, and covered in sweat I:W Gladiator Champion into a waiting cab. Kazu leans out of the taxi and informs the crew that they are done for tonight the champ may need them at the hotel or the arena in the morning. Kazu returns to the cab and bangs the roof for the driver to get a move on. The taxi speeds away from the crew leaving them at the mercy of night time on Canal street.
Kazu calls the production truck making sure Dice's surprise is ready. The response is what he wanted to here it was ready for when Dice made his way to the arena for the show. Kazu thought to himself Man I can not wait for this nightmare to be over. If Dice would not of killed him he would have run and hid from this arrogant POS. It will soon be done Kazu thought. If only Chris had not sent him to train with Sentoryu and Fuyuki in 2010 he would have never met this bitch.
Dice calls his valet Kenji comes huffing and puffing into the room Dice tells him to get his car ready and have the girls meet him at the arena. This shit is about to hit the fan. Dice laughs heartily as he dresses and heads for the under ground to get his wicked ride. WHAT is that Shio fuki he was fighting tonight. Bah who cares it will be fun anyways. Too bad he was going to waste this show on a guy he could not remember who he was or have never seen before as Dice never watched the curtain jerker matches other then Starr's last week.
Ten minutes until he lit it up in Manchester. Standing in his costume for his opening what would be his finest hour. His Harajuku Girls also stand at the ready with Kenji also in full grab. Dice laughed at the sight of the old fat bald Chimpoko in his get up .
The lights dim and everything finally goes black the PPV theme and the fireworks explode Kazu is in his position at ring side welcoming the fans to Manchester Arena. The crowd is pumped and popping of I:W's annual trip to the UK.
The lights go out again an it is time for Dice to make his grandest entrance yet. The music starts and Dice smiles to himself as he gets ready to step out into the night.Looking behind him he sees the extras getting into their respective positions, his grin widens as he thinks how this will boost his q rating. Manchester will not soon forget this night.
As the lights on his head piece fade Dice jettisons the costume and leaps into the ring as he hits the top rope he raises the mike in his hand above his head and looks to the ground.The crowd responds accordingly.
Fukaku hamekonde chodai! korrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrra!!!
Dice smiles as he looks around the Manchester Arena. The crowd is in a frenzy. This will truly be a night to remember. Turning around in the middle of the ring soaking in the atmosphere generated by the fans. Dice shifts into game mode. Turning to the ramp he gestures to the Harajuku and Kenji to join him in the ring.
Masu-wo-kaku where are you? Little Kintama come get what you earned last week. Your Kuso busted and Another notch in the win column for the Japanese Cypher.
At each sight Dice had done the unthinkable he had urinated on each building as to mark his territory. Each time the locals, called Mancunians, which brought to Dice's mind that atrocious Denzel movie Manchurian candidate the dreadful remake of a brilliant movie, that starred the king of all things cool in the 50's and 60's old blue eyes,Frank Sinatra. Dice actually swooned a bit at the thought of being that high in Q rating. Before he heads to the arena he had to do some promo work to drum up some interest in what would shape up to be a terrible main event with what Dice thought was some bum that was pushed beyond his staion. Imagine 3 matches and he is in the title picture even Kazu would have been a better candidate for the beating of his life then this guy I:W had put before him. What was his name. Looking at Kazu he seemed to not have any idea either. Dice shrugs and they hope on the Manchester metrolink heading for the whirlwind tour of the following radio stations,BBC Radio Manchester, Key 103, Galaxy, Piccadilly Magic 1152, Real Radio North West, 100.4 Smooth FM, Capital Gold 1458, 96.2 The Revolution, NMFM (North Manchester FM) and Xfm.
Dice moved from Station to Station, the same questions asked of him time and again ,Kazu did the talking as Dice had really tired of the English people and their barbarous tongue. Not a free flowing language at all Dice thought.
As night fell 24 hours before the event Dice decides to head to Canal Street. The TV series Queer as Folk was set in the area. Dice-k knew that like no other type of people in the world could party like this community. Plus who better to hype a wrestling event with that featured sweating men rolling around in their underwear with then gay people. When they walked into the first bar Kazu almost fainted and the I:W censors went nuts as Dice jumped onto the bar and started singing Its Raining Men by the weather girls and striping off his suit. The camera feed goes black then comes back as a white faced Kazu is seen dragging the half naked, ripped on ecstasy, and covered in sweat I:W Gladiator Champion into a waiting cab. Kazu leans out of the taxi and informs the crew that they are done for tonight the champ may need them at the hotel or the arena in the morning. Kazu returns to the cab and bangs the roof for the driver to get a move on. The taxi speeds away from the crew leaving them at the mercy of night time on Canal street.
Kazu calls the production truck making sure Dice's surprise is ready. The response is what he wanted to here it was ready for when Dice made his way to the arena for the show. Kazu thought to himself Man I can not wait for this nightmare to be over. If Dice would not of killed him he would have run and hid from this arrogant POS. It will soon be done Kazu thought. If only Chris had not sent him to train with Sentoryu and Fuyuki in 2010 he would have never met this bitch.
Dice calls his valet Kenji comes huffing and puffing into the room Dice tells him to get his car ready and have the girls meet him at the arena. This shit is about to hit the fan. Dice laughs heartily as he dresses and heads for the under ground to get his wicked ride. WHAT is that Shio fuki he was fighting tonight. Bah who cares it will be fun anyways. Too bad he was going to waste this show on a guy he could not remember who he was or have never seen before as Dice never watched the curtain jerker matches other then Starr's last week.
Ten minutes until he lit it up in Manchester. Standing in his costume for his opening what would be his finest hour. His Harajuku Girls also stand at the ready with Kenji also in full grab. Dice laughed at the sight of the old fat bald Chimpoko in his get up .
The lights dim and everything finally goes black the PPV theme and the fireworks explode Kazu is in his position at ring side welcoming the fans to Manchester Arena. The crowd is pumped and popping of I:W's annual trip to the UK.
The lights go out again an it is time for Dice to make his grandest entrance yet. The music starts and Dice smiles to himself as he gets ready to step out into the night.Looking behind him he sees the extras getting into their respective positions, his grin widens as he thinks how this will boost his q rating. Manchester will not soon forget this night.
As the lights on his head piece fade Dice jettisons the costume and leaps into the ring as he hits the top rope he raises the mike in his hand above his head and looks to the ground.The crowd responds accordingly.
Fukaku hamekonde chodai! korrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrra!!!
Dice smiles as he looks around the Manchester Arena. The crowd is in a frenzy. This will truly be a night to remember. Turning around in the middle of the ring soaking in the atmosphere generated by the fans. Dice shifts into game mode. Turning to the ramp he gestures to the Harajuku and Kenji to join him in the ring.
Masu-wo-kaku where are you? Little Kintama come get what you earned last week. Your Kuso busted and Another notch in the win column for the Japanese Cypher.
