Who's it going to be? (o2a)

[Ryan Whyte]

As Showdown returns from a commercial break, Ryan Whyte is in the ring with a microphone in his left hand and over his right shoulder the I:W Gladiator title.

"At Aggression y'all saw what happened during the match between Shawn Youngblood and I. There really is much to say about that match. I went into the match knowing that I worked hard during the off-season and I was just gonna go and give it my all. That is exactly what I did and I beat Shawn fairly quickly. I donno what was going on with Shawn 'cause he definitely didn't seem like his normal self during that match. It was as if something was bothering him and simply wasn't trying. That did kinda disappoint me 'cause I was looking forward to a great match between the two of us. But hey, I guess it is what it is and I just gotta move on to the next match. I don't know who my next opponent is though. I haven't given much thought to that one. Since that is the case here, I'm setting out an open challenge to any fella in the back that thinks they can take this title off my shoulder. Doesn't matter if it's a former champ or someone who hasn't held a title here. Well ultimately it's up to management if the challenger does indeed deserve a title shot, but for now I'm challenging anyone out back."

[JOKEr]

It doesn't take long for an answer to come in the form of Changes. Out walks the lone clown of I:W. He makes his way to the ring with the crowd cheering his name. He slides into the ring...

"The next person to face you is I the clown. As for the belt being on the line... That is on you... doesn't matter to me. I will earn a title shot... I have no problem with that... I know my showing last week at the ppv was anything but good... I want to prove to my fans I am more then just one match. I can put on a good show against a champ like you Ryan...

So the question is how would you like to entertain this fans."

[Angel Fyre]

Angel is in the back watching this all go down as he can't believe what he is hearing. He could not wait no more and had to make his appearance known. He comes out and is on the stage as Trinity is right there with him. The crowd is jacked to see them as they walk down the ramp as he slides under the rope with his back turned from them. Trinity slides between Angel's legs as she pops up rubbing against Angel before they kiss. Cameras go off as Trinity bends over to pick up a mic as she holds it for Angel. The heat was enormous from them as Angel looks on between the two guys.

[/center]

Now what do we have here? It seems we got ourselves a little "situation" brewing. You see Joke Man there was a reason me and you could not get our things straight last year. You were for MMI and I was for lets face it... Me!! All the success you and Ryan here was the fact that I had other fish to fry and other things keeping me from my destiny.

Now I stand before both of you and say this. I got a bride to be standing next to me and just letting you both know that the title that Ryan is holding is going around this sexy waist. Because you like it or not the tide around this place is changing. All the guys who robbed me of my chance to be the man are now gone! All of them! And now I stand before you all and say that this is my time!

So what I am saying to both of you is this. Joke Man, I can't believe you lost to Double Ranch. I can't tell you how many times I waxed him and you just looked like you had no passion and gave up on the moment. And as far as you go Ryan? Who did you beat anyways? Shawn "I Wish My Name Was Fyre" ? But I will tell you what I will do. I am not out here to cause anyone any problems or keep Joke Man from getting his match with you. Just know I am going to let things lay for right now but come April things will definitely change. I am going to let you do your thing as I got some Hollywood commitments that I got to take care of. Then the title will finally come to where it has always wanted to go and that is around my waist!

[/center][/color]

[JOKEr]

"Still got a problem with me.... Still worried about what MMI did to you last year... or maybe it was for you.. I mean your name meant nothing till MMI made your ass famous."

JOKEr looks around at Fyre.

"And it looks like you have change for the worst. You seem to see yourself as this great thing.... your simple have changed into the thing you hated. You are just like the mind set of MMI. You think your owed the world.. but your not... Your just another person here who believes their own hype....

[Angel Fyre]

Angel gives off this cocky grin as Trinity stands there in disbelief.

[/center]

Now brother, I think you got me confused with you. I didn't need MMI to make me famous or go to the next level. I was winning titles and being a huge star before this whole MMI vs the world came into play. I was just trying to be the nice guy and support the company that gave me my first opportunity. But MMI did help people like yourself and good for you.

Now as far as our business here? Well me and you have a history. And I think there will never be no leaving that as you are out as the big rising star. The big main event guy. The guy that put Sylas out and I am the guy that put the Avenger out. Well Clownfish that is the only thing that I respect you for because honestly me and you are striving to do the same thing and that is become the World Champion. And when I see an obstacle in my way then I must first have to take that out of the equation.

So I am not out here to stop you from battling against the World Champion in Ryan Steakhouse. I am out here to let you know and the world know that there is coming a change and it is about time that I take what is rightfully mine. And Clowny if you think I am going to let the likes of you or any other in here then well you got another thing coming. So you go ahead and have your match with Ryan Seacrest tonight. I will have mine and watch as the wheels turn and finally this company can have a champion they are proud of.

[/center][/color]

[Daisuke Tsuyuki]

I will have mine and watch as the wheels turn and finally this company can have a champion they are proud of..............

As Angel's words trail off into the suddenly quiet arena, the crickets are heard chirping off in the distance Far far far outside the confines of the I:W dome. The I:W tron crackles and comes to life.

This important message has been brought to you by Sagami Okamoto JEX the number one selling condom in the land of the rising sun. Disclaimer these condoms are not suitable for individuals of the African American decent...Fukaku hamekonde chodai! You guys are borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring.

The Tron then focuses and there still sitting in the production truck with his feet resting on the control board sits Dice-K. Grinning from ear to ear.

Sorry about the interruption but since Furuchin in there blabbing on about being the future of this company. When he was a fossil of the old original company before its return. I figured I might as well inject some entertainment into this snore fest and Bring the Q rating of this segment out of the basement.

You Miuri know that I was the TNB Tag team champ here in 2010 and I also held the XTV title as well so It is only natural, that since I held these two prestigious titles, that I would set my sites in 2012 on that title Ryan now holds. I will give Joker his dues. He has battled strong in the last few years here. But do you really want to see a Seisui-purei hold the I:W title? DO you want to see a Futanari hold the title like Angel? It is bad enough that a Kogal Paizuri has it in his/her position as it is. So add me to this little match. Or in the least let that Seisui-purei ,the Futanari , and myself battle in a 3 way for the number one contendership. Better Yet Ryan why don't you just wait a second and I will send my valets out to collect that from you and let you go back to Boston, Back to being Ryan Pierce. Back to your Joro, Romeo Davis and make a Ero kasetto. Save everyone a bit of time and energy trying to make you look like you are a true main eventer.

[JOKEr]

"Nice, there Dice. Good seeing you.... guess the only thing left is for Ryan to put some words in on the matter..

[Ryan Whyte]

Ryan was quiet for a moment as he listened to everyone's words. Now that everyone has had their say, he chimes in.

"I have listened to what everyone has had to say. I really don't have much to say right now. It seems like peeps don't like seeing me as the champ around these parts. That's cool I guess. It really doesn't matter to me. I'm just gonna make things very interesting tonight. At first I was just thinking a singles match between Joker and I but now I'm gonna make things better. I will be in action tonight against not only Joker, but Angel and Daisuke also. We are gonna have ourselves a little battle royal tonight. That's not all though, the Gladiator title will be on the line! What do ya' fellas say?"

[Daisuke Tsuyuki]

Dice smiles, takes his feet from their perch on the control board. Swinging them down he launches himself closer to the camera. holding it in his hands he shakes to back and forth for a second.

Fukaku hamekonde chodai! He speaks and they didnt even have to have a commercial break so he could see the script they have for him in the back. Do not worry your little head there Kusottare They will not punish you for talking on your own, well not the first time anyways. But if I was you I would not try to be your own man too much with creative. You may find yourself doing skits in the back room with Joker next week. If ya know where I am going with that . Well as for the match I am all for it Because the Dice man is going to play you guys like your an Abazure with a brand spanking new Dendou-kokeshui with the motor running at full power. hahahhahahhaha See all you "Binbin-daze" in the ring very soon Peace out Garufurendo

Then with a pop of his head back and forth like a black chick from the 'hood and a snap of his fingers Dice switches off the feed. the sound was still on as the screen goes black. There is a stumbling sound then a crash and finally a groan.

Fukaku hamekonde chodai! Man that hurt who put that freekin chair in the middle of the damn room. Fucker who turned out the lights. Kenji where the hell are you ,you Kusottare. That Kuso better have my dry cleaning