Cage, Caged(o2a)

[MG Cage]

AND YOUR WINNER, VIA KNOCKOUT...... M......G...... CAGE!!!!!!!!!!!

That was Cage, having his hands raised and his name announced by Bruce Buffer. He was now 11-0 in the UFC, after his latest fight with Tito Ortiz. He was now doing MMA while TNB was on break, and had been very successful so far. In Round 2, with 3:36 left, he managed to score a brutal head kick that sent Tito Ortiz scrambling to regain his composure, but he couldn't defend himself from the brutal Back Spinfist-Superman Punch combo that came his way. Cage's music started to play as he tried to leave the Octagon, but the interviewer guy wanted an interview.... of course.

Joe Rogan: So Cage, you're now 11-0 in your UFC Career. How do you feel you've done so far, and what's in the future for you?

You've all obviously seen me knock people out, 11 times in this Octagon, right!?!?!

The crowd started to cheer, contrary to the TNB crowd, the UFC fans actually liked it when Cage was an asshole.

Well, it's gonna continue. Put whoever you want in front of me, and they can meet the fate of Forest Griffin, Roy Nelson, Chris Leben.... and most recently, Tito Ortiz.... that's all folks, goodnight everybody!!!

Cage and his team exited the octagon, listening to the fans shout him words of encouragement, until suddenly a person stepped in front of him. At first the person was unfamiliar, but soon they became VERY familiar indeed...

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[JOKEr]

That person was one who has held a lot of history with Cage lately... That person was that of JOKEr. The reason for him not being known to quickly was that he had a hood covering most of his face with shadow. He claps his hands as he moves closer to Cage.

"Well done there, Cagey. I'm happy to hear your time away as let you still be active. 11 and 0.... Not bad my friend... Glad to see your ego hasn't fell off either....

[MG Cage]

JOKEr. Of course. He was famous for that type of shit, that shadowy, scary type shit. But right now, it wasn't gonna phase Cage, he was on too big of a high right now.

Heh, JOKEr. How surprising. I see you're still..... weird. And as for my ego? It's bigger than ever, and with good reason.

He points to the Octagon, where a still KO'd Tito ortiz lay.

I knock EVERYBODY the fuck out.... how bout you clownfuck? Heh, that's your name right? What you been up to since your mediocre title reign started?

[JOKEr]

"Still such a grasp of the english language. And as alway your wrong with my name... So I have been fine. How has your title reign been... Oh that's right your only title was the tag team titles and they are no longer active... So have fun with your little UFC deal.

[MG Cage]

And how was yours? Didn't you win the World Title and then lose them the last week? I never lost my titles, i was stripped of them unfairly... why do you think Titan chose to not come back? Nonetheless, if you need a lesson in Paradoxes, go ahead and say that you can beat me, watch how fast it takes for me to whoop your ass. Yea, I know words JOKEr, don't try to make me seem stupid...

[Raiyven]

Raiyven was in the crowd as she watched the event. Being a former UFC/MMA star herself she tried to grasp what the guys were doing in the cage. She watched Cage get another victory as she got up from her seat as the pictures were being taken of her. Still the UFC Women's Champion she was not on the card. She began her walk as some reporters wanted to know when she was coming back. She just held her hand in the air pushed them back.

She walks and sees Joker and Cage as she sighs

So you beat another has been. Should go well with your ego and pride. That is why I don't fight UFC no more. No real challenge. No real competitors. You should do us all a favor and leave the UFC while you still can. Hell, anyone could throw a few punches and land them. But how are your wrestling skills? Hopefully better than what I saw tonight. Because all you beat up on was a man wanting a paycheck so he can take care of his high maintenance "Barbie" that was known for being on her back. So basically all you did was make him feel like her. But a win is a win and a check is a check.

You know Cage real women don't have to play dress up. Real women will punch you in the mouth and tell you what they want and who they are. A real woman isn't afraid to express herself.

Raiyven turns to Joker.

You ought to know what a real woman is like. And if you don't then maybe you need to see one in action. Stop playing around with the wannabe models and watch a real woman do what she does best. Because you two are talking like a bunch of school boys trying to impress the "Barbie" that can care less what you two think.

Titles? Money? Is that what this has come to? Makes me wonder if my last business engagement was worth it or not? No matter. What matters is that you guys are about at blows and for what? Prestige? Money? A Woman?

Raiyven walks between the two men as she looks at both of them.

[MG Cage]

How bout I show you what a real MAN is like in bed? heheh.

Cage laughed and turned back to JOKEr. She wasn't his type, but then again he wasn't too closeminded about women. Her Six Pack wasn't bigger than his, so he was straight.

Heh, crazy bitches nowadays eh Ol' Jokey?

[Raiyven]

Raiyven snickered in disgust.

What if I show you what a real UFC/Wrestler looks like. In a month, I am going to destroy the first "Barbie". Just hope it isn't one of your tramps. Would hate to put more stress on you than there already is. And besides, I was invited to this gala of sorts.

But I want you to pay attention as well as your friend Joker. I ain't like the other girls. I don't keep business open but in the ring I do take care of business. I love to hurt people. That is why I was so great for the UFC and that is why this year in I:W you can say that a real UFC'er will emerge and dominate.

[MG Cage]

All I just heard was "whomp whomp whomp." But yea, you go have fun with that. If you can dig Kimber up out of the grave, have fun with her. Seeing her hurt might actually be funny...