Post by MG Cage on Aug 27, 2011 23:54:05 GMT
*OOC: This is a segment airing right before Cage & Titan's world tag team title match vs whoever, so anyone reacting to this would most likely be watching this on the TV Screen in their locker room.*
The setting is the backstage locker room of one MG Cage. Sitting on a tripod is a video camera, and sitting in a chair some 4 feet away from it is Cage. Motioning the cameraman to start the video feed, Cage sits up and stares into the camera.
..... Hello. My name is MG Cage. Today, I have a story to tell you all. You all may think i'm a terrible person, but after hearing this, you will think i'm as innocent as a care bear compared to the man that i'm about to tell you about. That man.... Is Jason Youngblood.
You see, I'm on very good terms with a woman named Jessie Blair. Me and her, are, almost best friends I guess you could say. Now, she told me this story a long time ago. She told me, not to tell the truth, and let this story go, until the right moment. Well, it is the right moment now. It is now time to tell the story... of Jessica Mcblair-Youngblood.
Back in the arena, confusion settles over the crowd, and everyone is wondering what Cage is talking about.
You see, my good friend Jessie and I were talking one day. And she told me about the HORRIBLE person Jason is. About how bad of a baby father he is. About how bad he treated BOTH of his wives. But now, let me stop beating around the bush, and tell the story.
See. Back a long time ago. When Jason was still married to Lucy Youngblood, BEFORE he married Jessie as well and became an illegal bigamist. Jason, was living a happy life with Lucy Youngblood. They both had good jobs. Both were succesful. But you see, trouble woud soon lurk on the horizon. Because a man known as Sylas Styles decided to interfere. Yes, we all know who he is, the man with the crackhead wife. But he had a chance to have a wife that was normal. So that he wouldn't be the father of a crack baby. Because you see.... LUCY Youngblood, cheated on our young Jason Youngblood, with SYLAS. The LEGEND. MISter Goddamn Styles.... is a CHEATER. And you see, Jason found out about this. That's part of the reason why Jason spends more time with Generra, then his own wife. At least he can trust Generra wont go off and suck the dick of some random guy who would go on to marry a crack addict.
But back to the story. You see, when Jason found out about this, he wasn't happy. Oh no no. He decided to do something about it. Well, not something, more like someONE. And that's what started the road to Jessica Mcblair adding the last name Youngblood to her name. On an oversees tour, Jason met Jessie. I forget where she told me they met, but they hit it off pretty well. Eventually, they became friends, and then best friends, and then eventually lovers. Jason wanted to get back at Lucy Whore Youngblood, so he not only started a relationship with Jessie, but he MARRIED her. While he was still married to Lucy. Tricking her, into thinking he was actually a good guy. And it wasn't just because he wanted to get back at Lucy. Oh no, he had fell in love with Jessie. She wa the girl of his dreams. But for all these years, he's had to keep her a dirty little secret. Because he didn't want to tarnish his "public image". Well you know what I say? Fuck your image Jason. You, are a bigamist. A man who turned his back on his own wife and son, to keep his "public image safe". Sylas Styles, is a cheater. Lucy Youngblood, is a whore, and a cheater. Kim Hunter, is a crack addict. Shawn Youngblood, is the brother of a man who should be in jail.
And if you don't believe me? Go ask Jessica McBlair-Youngblood. Go ask Jason Youngblood. Go ask Lucy Youngblood. Go ask THE LEGEND, Sylas Styles. The ones who deny it? Proves how much scum they really are. Because you see, Tonight, is Steel City Showdown. Tonight, is the big night for MoneyMaker Inc. To Put up, or shut up. Tonight, I promised to Jessie, that I would tell the truth about Jason, so that the world could see him as the horrible man her and I do. Tonight, once again, I have started the downfall to MoneyMaker inc. Later tonight, when I OFFICIALLY become the World Tag Team Champion, and with my partners, PERMANENTLY END, MoneyMaker Inc. You will all know. Why I. MG Cage. AM. The Greatest. And why Jason. And Lucy. And Sylas. And Kim. And all of the rest of MoneyMaker Inc. Are either a TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE, downright SCUM of a fucking person.....
Or is allied with one.
Cage walks off view of the camera, and towards Titan's locker room, to get ready for the biggest night, and the biggest fight, of his young career...
The setting is the backstage locker room of one MG Cage. Sitting on a tripod is a video camera, and sitting in a chair some 4 feet away from it is Cage. Motioning the cameraman to start the video feed, Cage sits up and stares into the camera.
..... Hello. My name is MG Cage. Today, I have a story to tell you all. You all may think i'm a terrible person, but after hearing this, you will think i'm as innocent as a care bear compared to the man that i'm about to tell you about. That man.... Is Jason Youngblood.
You see, I'm on very good terms with a woman named Jessie Blair. Me and her, are, almost best friends I guess you could say. Now, she told me this story a long time ago. She told me, not to tell the truth, and let this story go, until the right moment. Well, it is the right moment now. It is now time to tell the story... of Jessica Mcblair-Youngblood.
Back in the arena, confusion settles over the crowd, and everyone is wondering what Cage is talking about.
You see, my good friend Jessie and I were talking one day. And she told me about the HORRIBLE person Jason is. About how bad of a baby father he is. About how bad he treated BOTH of his wives. But now, let me stop beating around the bush, and tell the story.
See. Back a long time ago. When Jason was still married to Lucy Youngblood, BEFORE he married Jessie as well and became an illegal bigamist. Jason, was living a happy life with Lucy Youngblood. They both had good jobs. Both were succesful. But you see, trouble woud soon lurk on the horizon. Because a man known as Sylas Styles decided to interfere. Yes, we all know who he is, the man with the crackhead wife. But he had a chance to have a wife that was normal. So that he wouldn't be the father of a crack baby. Because you see.... LUCY Youngblood, cheated on our young Jason Youngblood, with SYLAS. The LEGEND. MISter Goddamn Styles.... is a CHEATER. And you see, Jason found out about this. That's part of the reason why Jason spends more time with Generra, then his own wife. At least he can trust Generra wont go off and suck the dick of some random guy who would go on to marry a crack addict.
But back to the story. You see, when Jason found out about this, he wasn't happy. Oh no no. He decided to do something about it. Well, not something, more like someONE. And that's what started the road to Jessica Mcblair adding the last name Youngblood to her name. On an oversees tour, Jason met Jessie. I forget where she told me they met, but they hit it off pretty well. Eventually, they became friends, and then best friends, and then eventually lovers. Jason wanted to get back at Lucy Whore Youngblood, so he not only started a relationship with Jessie, but he MARRIED her. While he was still married to Lucy. Tricking her, into thinking he was actually a good guy. And it wasn't just because he wanted to get back at Lucy. Oh no, he had fell in love with Jessie. She wa the girl of his dreams. But for all these years, he's had to keep her a dirty little secret. Because he didn't want to tarnish his "public image". Well you know what I say? Fuck your image Jason. You, are a bigamist. A man who turned his back on his own wife and son, to keep his "public image safe". Sylas Styles, is a cheater. Lucy Youngblood, is a whore, and a cheater. Kim Hunter, is a crack addict. Shawn Youngblood, is the brother of a man who should be in jail.
And if you don't believe me? Go ask Jessica McBlair-Youngblood. Go ask Jason Youngblood. Go ask Lucy Youngblood. Go ask THE LEGEND, Sylas Styles. The ones who deny it? Proves how much scum they really are. Because you see, Tonight, is Steel City Showdown. Tonight, is the big night for MoneyMaker Inc. To Put up, or shut up. Tonight, I promised to Jessie, that I would tell the truth about Jason, so that the world could see him as the horrible man her and I do. Tonight, once again, I have started the downfall to MoneyMaker inc. Later tonight, when I OFFICIALLY become the World Tag Team Champion, and with my partners, PERMANENTLY END, MoneyMaker Inc. You will all know. Why I. MG Cage. AM. The Greatest. And why Jason. And Lucy. And Sylas. And Kim. And all of the rest of MoneyMaker Inc. Are either a TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE, downright SCUM of a fucking person.....
Or is allied with one.
Cage walks off view of the camera, and towards Titan's locker room, to get ready for the biggest night, and the biggest fight, of his young career...