My Time. (Promo)

[Syren]

Backstage. After a... well, rather heated exchange. Syren was backstage. In 'cool off' mode. Things didn't exactly go entirely as planned. Her motives for coming out there during Madi$on's promo was about to be revealed. As she was backstage in front of a camera crew. Shooting a promo, as she also would introduce her "new" tag team partner.

What happened out there was a disgrace. I have you know. My motive for being out there was pure and simple. You see. Last week, after thinking that I was going to have a title match I ended up being kicked to the curb like trash. I wasn't even on last week's show in a wrestling capacity. No one bothered in the Powers-That-Be around here to inform me of a plan change.

So this week? I took matters into my own hands.

Yeah, I'm sorry for going out there & 'ruining' a moment for Kelly Monarch & Madi$on. But that's the breaks. Shit happens. Trust me, after last week. I know allllll about that.

So tonight. I came out there. I set the record straight on a few things. Yeah, things did get a little heated. My intentions were pure. I told Madi$on that I was more then interested in a title match. Yes, I gave Jesse Blair exactly what the bitch deserved. And Jill Valentine? Who the hell cares about you?? No one! I want nothing to do with you, and why? Because you simply don't matter to me. You randomly got involved for no reason. I'm leaving it at that.

Right now. Since I heard through the grapevine. We have ourselves a little Amazon Tag Team Championship tournament coming up. I'd like to throw my name into the hat to compete in said tournament.

Now, I know what your thinking...

Kim Hunter? She's mentally not all there and would only hurt my chances more then help. Until she gets well. You won't see Syren & Hunter teaming up anytime in the near future.

Shayne Youngblood? Yeah.. thanks alot TNB. What a way to stick it to my 2nd choice of a partner. Suspending her? What... the... fuck!?

But thats okay. Really, it is.

You see, I've found a suitable replacement. Me & my 'new' partner were able to work around TNB's little shenanigans. We found a loophole & we've decided to exploit it.

With that said. Allow me to introduce the world to my tag team partner...

Syren looked over at her partner. Who was standing nearby off camera. This was her cue to reveal herself and officially establish that;... in spite of everything? "Ego Trip" was back in action.

[Shayne Youngblood]

Shayne Youngblood steps into the camera's view, and does a 'ta da!' movement, in mock surprise.

Keith Williams may get outsmarted a few times, but he is by no means an un-smart man. He knew that there is tension in MMInc right now, thanks to the outbursts of Ashley Milano, the failings of Kim Hunter, and the reluctance to tow the line in Ken Styles. He knew that Shayne Youngblood's suspension came from MoneyMaker personally, not Williams or TNB as a whole. So as I stand here right now I do so not as Shayne Youngblood, but as "Shayne Payne", a sort-of nom de plume, or stage name, that I have gone by in years past. As far as legal paperwork is concerned, Shayne Youngblood was suspended and ''Shayne Payne'' was hired. That's the loophole, and how we exploited it. Keith didn't even ask for anything in return. Either he thinks this will cause some cracks in MMInc's armor - or he just knows the value in having ''Shayne'' on TV.

Shayne flashes an anime-style wink, grin and thumbs-up pose, before having a light-bulb go off in her head.

You know there was one thing that Keith mentioned. I think he called it an 'interesting ratings' match, take that for what you will. He said that due to everything that is going to be thrown out of whack by my return, that our first round match would be AGAINST Lucy Youngblood and just one of two Amazons from TNB's past that he had on speed dail for this tournament.

Shayne exchanges a sarcastically scared glance with Syren at the mention of this past Amazon making her return.


I don't know whom Lucy's partner will be, but lemme just say this: If the 'real' "Shayne Pain" ever wants to return to TNB at any time, even if it's just for a one-off feud, I'm more than willing to slap that bitch around too!