Post by Ezalb on Jun 28, 2011 4:41:05 GMT
Shawn is seen pacing about backstage at the Pay-Per-View. The expression on his face is one of disdain. Slowly, a cameraman approaches him. It seems Stone has just been ambushed for an interview.
"Shawn, Shawn Stone! Hey, can I ask a few quick questions."
Not making eye contact with the interviewer Shawn replies with a simple:
"Sure, not like I got anything better to do right now."
Realizing that Shawn has a bit of an abrasive attitude, the interviewer picks his questions carefully.
'Well, as we can see....You don't have a match tonight. Rumors have been flying all day that you were going to debut here tonight....Yet, obviously it appears that your not. What do you have to say about that."
Shawn stops his pacing, bites his lower lip, then with a small smirk replies,
"What do I have to say? I have to say your welcome. Your welcome to whoever got lucky enough to not have to face me. Apparently the GM felt sorry for them. Heck, I don't know. The only people I feel sorry for are the fans. People like you have been blowing smoke up their asses, telling them I would debut tonight and spreading rumors. Now, they're here waiting and ready and what can I give them? Nothing! Being a Pay-Per-View I can't even go out and cut one of your little wrestling promos because "the shows booked."
Shawn utters the last sentence in a mockingly tone. As if someone had said that same exact thing to him earlier in the day and he hadn't taken it very well.
"But you know what...Its all good. The fans will forgive Shawn Stone...And Shawn Stone will pay the fans back by delivering one hell of a performance when I do finally step in that ring."
The interviewer, seeming a bit impressed with Stone's answer, presses on to the next question...
'Well, sitting back here tonight watching the show unfold...has anyone or anything caught your eye?"
"Has anything caught Shawn Stone's eye? Is that what you asked?"
"Actually I said anything or anyone...But that.."
Shawn raises his index finger to silence the man.
"Yes. My answer is yes. One overbearing issue has caught my eye. That issue, all of the jackasses running around this place."
The interviewer raises an eyebrow, questioning Shawn's answer.
'Care to elaborate?"
"Care to wha...?"
"Elaborate."
"Hell no! That shits illegal in public! Are you trying to get Shawn Stone sent to jail? Then again, we are in Japan so different things might fly over here....But still...that's just sick! You pervert!"
"No, no, no Shawn. Elaborate. It means to explain yourself."
Shawn now shoots the same quizzical look back at the interviewer.
"I think you might want to get you a dictionary...but sure, I'll explain. You see, watching the show tonight I saw a lot of one thing. You people who watch Sunday morning cartoons and the Spongebob might call them villains. I call them jerks....Or, when they reach a high enough level of jerk, I call them jackasses. Right now...there is a jackass epidemic here in TNB. Now, I'm no saint myself, but theres a little fence that all of us need to imagine. On one side, Shawn Stone and a few other people I;ve seen around here...And on the other side of the fence...An abundance of jackasses. Also, there are a few jerks teetering on the fence....So, I'm gonna let you in on my gameplan for TNB"
Shawn motions for the cameraman to come in closer. A little bit more. A little bit more....and stop. In a lower tone, Shawn continues...
"You see...any jerks teetering on the fence.....I'm going to kick them in the head! Just long enough to kick some sense in them and help them fall to the right side. Now, the jackasses on the otherside....Well, its to late for them...So, unfortunately...I'm just going to keep kicking them in the head until they're all gone...Problem solved. Then, everybody on happy Shawn's fun side of the fence can live happily everafter....and all that cartoon bullshit..."
The interviewer, a bit confused decides to ask....
"Is there anyone inparticular you have your sights on?"
Shawn slowly nods his head.
"Well, I already know I don't like those MMI jackasses. But, they're later on down the line. Hey, right now I don't even have a match...So, I guess we'll just see where the road leads us. Now sorry, but I have other matters to attend to."
With that, Stone turns his back to the camera and begins to walk off. The interviewer still a little shocked by Stone's big statements, closes the segment with.
'Well, there ya' have it folks. Shawn Stone is here. He is ready...And it sounds like he already has plans."
"Shawn, Shawn Stone! Hey, can I ask a few quick questions."
Not making eye contact with the interviewer Shawn replies with a simple:
"Sure, not like I got anything better to do right now."
Realizing that Shawn has a bit of an abrasive attitude, the interviewer picks his questions carefully.
'Well, as we can see....You don't have a match tonight. Rumors have been flying all day that you were going to debut here tonight....Yet, obviously it appears that your not. What do you have to say about that."
Shawn stops his pacing, bites his lower lip, then with a small smirk replies,
"What do I have to say? I have to say your welcome. Your welcome to whoever got lucky enough to not have to face me. Apparently the GM felt sorry for them. Heck, I don't know. The only people I feel sorry for are the fans. People like you have been blowing smoke up their asses, telling them I would debut tonight and spreading rumors. Now, they're here waiting and ready and what can I give them? Nothing! Being a Pay-Per-View I can't even go out and cut one of your little wrestling promos because "the shows booked."
Shawn utters the last sentence in a mockingly tone. As if someone had said that same exact thing to him earlier in the day and he hadn't taken it very well.
"But you know what...Its all good. The fans will forgive Shawn Stone...And Shawn Stone will pay the fans back by delivering one hell of a performance when I do finally step in that ring."
The interviewer, seeming a bit impressed with Stone's answer, presses on to the next question...
'Well, sitting back here tonight watching the show unfold...has anyone or anything caught your eye?"
"Has anything caught Shawn Stone's eye? Is that what you asked?"
"Actually I said anything or anyone...But that.."
Shawn raises his index finger to silence the man.
"Yes. My answer is yes. One overbearing issue has caught my eye. That issue, all of the jackasses running around this place."
The interviewer raises an eyebrow, questioning Shawn's answer.
'Care to elaborate?"
"Care to wha...?"
"Elaborate."
"Hell no! That shits illegal in public! Are you trying to get Shawn Stone sent to jail? Then again, we are in Japan so different things might fly over here....But still...that's just sick! You pervert!"
"No, no, no Shawn. Elaborate. It means to explain yourself."
Shawn now shoots the same quizzical look back at the interviewer.
"I think you might want to get you a dictionary...but sure, I'll explain. You see, watching the show tonight I saw a lot of one thing. You people who watch Sunday morning cartoons and the Spongebob might call them villains. I call them jerks....Or, when they reach a high enough level of jerk, I call them jackasses. Right now...there is a jackass epidemic here in TNB. Now, I'm no saint myself, but theres a little fence that all of us need to imagine. On one side, Shawn Stone and a few other people I;ve seen around here...And on the other side of the fence...An abundance of jackasses. Also, there are a few jerks teetering on the fence....So, I'm gonna let you in on my gameplan for TNB"
Shawn motions for the cameraman to come in closer. A little bit more. A little bit more....and stop. In a lower tone, Shawn continues...
"You see...any jerks teetering on the fence.....I'm going to kick them in the head! Just long enough to kick some sense in them and help them fall to the right side. Now, the jackasses on the otherside....Well, its to late for them...So, unfortunately...I'm just going to keep kicking them in the head until they're all gone...Problem solved. Then, everybody on happy Shawn's fun side of the fence can live happily everafter....and all that cartoon bullshit..."
The interviewer, a bit confused decides to ask....
"Is there anyone inparticular you have your sights on?"
Shawn slowly nods his head.
"Well, I already know I don't like those MMI jackasses. But, they're later on down the line. Hey, right now I don't even have a match...So, I guess we'll just see where the road leads us. Now sorry, but I have other matters to attend to."
With that, Stone turns his back to the camera and begins to walk off. The interviewer still a little shocked by Stone's big statements, closes the segment with.
'Well, there ya' have it folks. Shawn Stone is here. He is ready...And it sounds like he already has plans."