Tiffany Doll
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Post by Tiffany Doll on Apr 18, 2011 0:50:27 GMT
"Vanity" by Christina Aguilera hits the speakers and the crowd gets up on their feet to cheer for Tiffany Doll. Many signs are held up in the air with her name. Though she's Canadian everyone loves a pretty Doll. Tiffany Doll walks down the ramp with a big smile on her face and waving to all her fans. She enters the ring and is handed a microphone. Tiffany soaks in all the cheers and as soon as everyone settles down, Tiffany speaks.
"Hello everyone! Hope you guys are having fun so far! I'm here to make an open challenge to anyone in that locker room and I do mean ANYONE!"
Tiffany emphasizes on her last word.
"You see in my last match I had a match against two "women" that are as close to men as possible. Of course I'm talking about Angeline and Ashley Milano."
The crowd laughs.
"Therefore, I decided to make an open challenge to any woman or man in that locker room. As the proud Queen of the Maple Leaf Machines I would love to show all of you wonderful fans in Britain what Canadians are made of."
Tiffany looks around as the fans react with cheers to her surprise, but, then again it's Tiffany Doll. She smiles.
"So, who will accept my challenge?"
She turns to face the entrance and waits for her challenger.
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Post by Rawy Torres on Apr 18, 2011 3:02:40 GMT
Suddenly!......
The blaring sound of Mexican rap can be heard pumping from the speakers and out from the crowd emerges three people. One is recognized as TNB superstar Rawy Torres. The other two(A man dressed like a ghetto cowboy and a woman in full chola drag) snatch microphones and surround Tiffany Doll in the ring. Rawy licks his lips and speaks...
Well my oh my look at this FINE slice of Canadian bacon. Look we're sorry to interrupt your little open challenge but see we got a debut to make sweetheart. See this good looking guy...*He rubs his chest*
Is Rawy Torres, but of course y'all already knew that... And this homie right here is the Ghetto Vaquero! Mexico's premier wrestler! And with that said we have we have the finest import to TNb since the lovely you mama... Lagrima! Ain't that right chica?
He says to Lagrima who pecks him on the cheek.
And we are Equipo Caliente.... The Hot team baby!
He says looking at Tiffany like she was something to eat....
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Post by The Ghetto Vaquero on Apr 18, 2011 3:15:46 GMT
Vaquero lifted his mic up and blurted out.
Eh..... *Ch!!! Ch!!!* *Ch!!!* *Ch!!*
That was his way of picking up a girl.... Though Tiffany Doll seemed clearly uninterested.
Nah? What mama you gay?.... Man I got a special place in our crew for you chica. You can be our little Gwen Stefani. My guera?
His intoxication became very apparent and Tiffany seemed to back away when he hit on her. He leaned in by Rawy and said...
Man homes I like her... I mean I like the other blanka with the store bought chi-chis more, but she's beautiful!
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Post by Lagrima on Apr 18, 2011 3:25:14 GMT
The attention they were both paying to Tiffany Doll pissed her off immediately...
Man this puta ain't nothin'! You wanna see a real woman look at me! I look betta than all these feas! Look honee if you wanna fight why don't you call out ya lil' pansy Canadian jotos out here and we can beat them down rite now. Shiiii I'm taking off my earrings as we speak. We can turn England into South Central in a heartbeat!
Lagrima said with her jungle red acrylic nail swinging back and forth as she spoke.
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Tiffany Doll
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Post by Tiffany Doll on Apr 18, 2011 3:36:51 GMT
Tiffany was appalled at The Ghetto Vaquero's comments and Rawy's starving looks. She then listens to what Lagrima has to say and she laughs a little on the inside.
"Listen chica! You just dug your grave for you and your team. You see, we Canadians are no joke and we sure are not going to back down from you three, therefore, consider your challenge accepted! As for you two..."
Tiffany points toward Ghetto Vaquero and Rawy.
"Get some manners!"
Tiffany snaps.
"and you!"
Tiffany turns her attention back to Lagrima.
"Go back to school and learn some proper grammar. Enunciate the WHOLE word! I can barely understand the words that are coming out of your mouth!"
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Post by Lagrima on Apr 18, 2011 3:44:53 GMT
Lagrima gets even more heated and spits back.
Listen to this puta... Therefore. I know I ain't getting grammar lessons from a stripper. Don't think just cause you paid ya way through collage you a lady. I'll still beat ya ass like the ho you are... Matta a fact... I'ma bout to pop off! HOLD ME BACK! HOLD ME BACK!
Vaquero and Rawy hold her back and she shouts back angrily.
Shiii you lucky they holding me back! They just saved ya life!
She calms down and they keep her in back unaware she was moving all her rings around so she could hit Tiffany if she got the chance.
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Tiffany Doll
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Post by Tiffany Doll on Apr 18, 2011 3:55:33 GMT
Tiffany tosses her hair in the air as any female would do before a fight. A sign shown by most girls indicating they were ready for a fight.
"Alright! No more games lets get this match started right now! My team will come out soon! The match will begin with you and me Lagrima!"
Tiffany tosses the microphone out of the ring and prepares herself for the match.
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Post by Lagrima on Apr 18, 2011 3:59:14 GMT
Let's do this then! I drop putas like you all the time for fun.
Lagrima shouted taking out her Vaseline and spreading it on her cheeks... Well it was supposed to be Vaseline, but it was confiscated by airport security... So used some Carmex instead.
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Post by Jeff Kain on Apr 18, 2011 4:48:55 GMT
The microphone tossed out of the ring was caught by the current TNB World Class champion, Jeff Kain. He had made his way to the ring silently as Tiffany Doll and La-whatever were going at it verbally. The crowd actually cheers as he catches it smoothly. He slides into the ring to join Tiff to assure that the goons surrounding her wouldn't try anything funny.
The other guys have been busy lately, so we'll see if they can make it. If not, I don't mind taking both of you Mexican pricks to the cleaners.
I bet that'd be a first.[/i]
The crowd erupts, a mixture of cheers and boos. It was obvious they found some humor in it, however, it was also obvious they didn't approve of a low-blow comment that obviously had racial stereotypes attached.
And you?
He says, addressing the sassy bitch that was waving her finger at the women he was obviously crushing on...
I have no problem hitting a woman if the woman is as ugly as you. It's not like I could do any harm to your already ugly as fuck face. I mean, I feel sorry for you, I honestly do... If only you were born in the North. It's a well known fact that the woman are *ALWAYS* sexier when they support the beautiful red and white of the Canadian flag. Maybe then you'd be worth something.[/i]
Kain lowers his microphone that he had caught. He looks to Tiffany Doll and shrugs slightly, the title belt resting on his shoulder bobbing as he does so. If the other members of The Maple Leaf Machines didn't show anytime soon, it looked as if it was just going to be the two of them.
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Post by The Ghetto Vaquero on Apr 18, 2011 5:10:17 GMT
Vaquero brings this to a halt.
*Woa! Woa!* Eh that's ma girl you talkin about joto. And she not ugly homes! She's a chola-level-nine-Selenatologist ese! That's not make-up that's war paint! Shii! Don't think my girl will back down to you. Lagrima is hard as f**k! She's a fighter like Christina Aguleras... Speakin' of... Eh ma!
He said turning his attention to Tiffany again...
Why don't you drop your gay ass crew bonita? You got's big chichis like that blanca Mistees. Cept yours are real and not store bought... Are they?
He said taking a closer look.
Rawy you know her ask her! Talk to her guero she's your people!
He said nudging Rawy.
I don't know where this north is you talkin' bout. As far as I know Canada is just like America's gay ass hat... Like a barrett or some French shiii like that! Mexico is the USA's jock, we some real men... Real recognize real and you lookin' real unfamiliar vato!
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Post by Jeff Kain on Apr 18, 2011 5:27:58 GMT
You're USA jock? You hold their balls and collect their ass sweat? Talk about whipped.[/i]
Jeff smirks upon making the comment.
He notices that Tiffany was becoming uncomfortable with these men. She had previously mentioned manners... While Kain lacked manners himself, he'd defend his team no matter what.
Listen, you're so occupied on Tiffany's chest that you won't even realized what happened. I'll make quick work of you, the guy that's always wearing a hair net, and the "tough, war painted chica" before you can even repeat the word "chichis". I've taken out opponents tougher than you before, I'm sure we could take you down quick and head out for a team celebration. Maple syrup covered waffles and bacon all around![/i]
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Post by Rawy Torres on Apr 18, 2011 5:55:59 GMT
Ha ha The net is to keep my waves lookin' fresh for the ladies homeboy. I can see how that may be lost on you since Miss Doll has been givin' your crew blueballs since January homes.
He said brushing off his shoulder at this hater's remark.
And hold up! Before you try and write us off... Last I checked your crew got whipped by a couple of drag queens... So I would be a bit more careful when you make threats bacon. We're ready to go anytime! We'll show you what real wrestling is! Shii in Mexico we wrestle fast and we wrestling hard... Not some bootleg lucha libre you call wrestling in Canada! Got that chump?
He said cracking his knucks ready to fight.
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