Misty
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It's not the men in your life that count, it's the life in your men.
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Post by Misty on Apr 14, 2011 5:28:47 GMT
A remix of Pretty Girl Rock begins to play and out comes Misty linking arm and arm with her tag team More Than A Woman. She has a gigantic grin on her face since she still couldn't get over her clever scheme of winning last weeks contest. As they made their way to the ring they hoisted Misty over the top rope like a queen... Also since she weighs about 104 pounds counting her store bought jugs.
Misty strutted over to the announcer and snatched away his microphone and declared herself to the world.
I am TNB honey! Yes last week i showed each and every one of you why Misty Malone is without a shadow of a doubt TNB's most beautiful woman!
Misty said taking a bow...
See I couldn't fight in last weeks main event because I had a serious case of a broken nail... So I had the gorgeous Angeline fill in... And I must say Honey you handled those bitches nicely... To which after seeing... I had an epiphany. Angeline... Is Amazon Championship material! Much more than any other of these slobs that call themselves wrestlers. Ain't that right honey?
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Post by More Than A Woman on Apr 14, 2011 5:43:13 GMT
That's right girl! I beat down both those trifflin' bitches cause they dared talk smack about the Divine Miss M! I did. Stomped a mud hole in em'! I even had a Britney/Madonna moment with Tiffany Doll... I think I'm a lesbian now! And even a Christina/Madonna moment with Ashley.... Kissing her got me interested in men again!
After the match last week I think I am ready to make an example of these tramps! They are unladylike and I won't stand for it! This company needs a real lady to step up to the plate and bring back it's honer! And baby look no further!
Yes!
Misty claps in the background.
And my girl Foxxy here has a bit of an announcment for the mens back there... You know who you are.
She says passing the microphone to Angelina Foxx.
That's right! I decided it's time I try the single life. I'm gonna go where the boys are... If I could make easy work of you when me and my girl were a team just imagine how I am on my own...
Foxxy a BEAST!
Screams Angeline.
That's right! Look out boys, I'm coming after ya!
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Post by Ashley Milano on Apr 14, 2011 11:10:16 GMT
Paparazzi by Lady Gaga plays and out from the curtain comes Ashley Milano. She looks at Misty as she then turns her attention to the "other" women. [/center] Well Misty I kinda figured you wouldn't be woman enough to be in the match. I figured you would have your Buff Bags come in for ya. But you know what that doesn't matter to me and doesn't matter if they are gonna go after the men now. At least it would be something they are familiar with any way. Everyone knows all they are is men trying to be women anyway. So what do they do? Dress up so they can beat up on a woman. Shows me that they can't even beat up on a man. But that is okay if that is what they want to do but at least show them or give them a clothing line that is up to date and not something you probably picked out for them at the local Salvation Army or Wal Mart.
But you know what Misty? Me and you in this ring tonight seems a whole lot better if you want to know the truth. And as far as your broken nail. We all know they are "fake" like everything else on your body unlike mine. So go ahead and put glue on it and climb in this ring tonight and let the best woman wrestler in the world beat you within an inch of your life. [/center][/color]
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Misty
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It's not the men in your life that count, it's the life in your men.
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Post by Misty on Apr 18, 2011 2:47:26 GMT
Swap meet? Flea market? I would expect nothing less from a woman from "No Money" Making Inc..... Oh Ashley you are so common! I guess it's true what they say about you... You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl! Everyone says so..
As for our match last week I said earlier that I suffered a broken nail that night. My french nail just popped right off and the pain was just unbearable...Other wise I would of swung you around that ring like the slop mop you are!
Misty said very confidently. She looked back at More Than A Woman who didn't really believe her... Until Misty gave them that look and they half-heartily nodded their head in agreement.
Consider your challenge accepted honey!
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