Workin' It (O2A)

[Misty]

Misty's music hits the speakers and out struts the abfab girl herself dressed in a very tight, and very short flesh-colored wiggle dress. She had on a hugely styled platinum wig that made her look like Jayne Mansfield in her favorite English flop Dog Eat Dog. And strutting franticly to the ring she managed to strike a pose with everything and anything i her path. Whether it be fan or ring post, tasteful of obscene.

Oh....... Where the hell am I?

She asked the ring announcer who kindly told her Britain.

Oh England.... My Lionheart..... Is retired! Ha ha. Oh it's good to be back I promise I will never desert you again.....

He leaned in again and said Britain.

This place! Now I do enjoy coming over here.... Not nearly as much as I would of enjoyed France, but you folks are okay too. I do enjoy knowing I am by far the most beautiful woman in this company, but after coming here I am now the most beautiful in this country!

The crowd boos her heavily and and some even throw their popcorn. As she twirls around if it were freshly fallen snow.

Now don't get all into a huff honeys. Then again I don't blame you. Living in a country that has shitty foggy weather yearly, it's no wonder the wrestlers who come from here are always in such bad moods... Maybe you should move your country closer to California! Where it's always sunny and finally give you pasties a much deserved suntan. It could happen.

[Ashley Milano]

Paparazzi by Lady Gaga plays as Ashley Milano walks out to the stage area. She looks at Misty as she has a mic in her hand.

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Well Misty it is always good to see you. But you know I got to have to agree and disagree with some of the statements you just made. Lets start off with the ones I agree with first. These people and country absolutely suck! I mean they are as white as that popcorn you are throwing. Probably not the best tasting popcorn either. I thought TNB would do a better job with that but what can you expect from England. And these people and weather. I mean aren't they horrible and the climate feels like I am in rainy florida but without the sun. Almost feels like I am living in a basement. But these people already know how I feel.

Now but there is something yo said that I gots to disagree with. And that is you proclaiming yourself as the "Most Beautiful Woman." Now honey you ought to know by now that that title belongs to me. You know yours truly. Everyone in this company knows as well as these idiots tonight and those lone dawgs watching this on their tv sets that there is no other like me. No other diva in the world that is as lovely as I am. I do believe that this country had some other loser in William Shakespeare that wrote something and believe me honey he was forseeing the future and wrote "Helen" about me. It was nothing more but his own passion as he saw the most beautiful woman and the hottest woman ever. Now I don't know what we gots to do honey but we really need to put a stake in that so you understand that the most beautiful woman is me and not you.

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[Misty]

Misty paused for a moment to soak in what Ashley had just said to her... Try as she might she just couldn't keep a straight face.

Nahahahahaha! Oh honey you comedic wrestlers kill me! ....Oh are you serious?

Misty backed away from Ashley a bit frightened. Thinking to herself "OMG This B***h is crazy!", "She wants to wear my skin! But I'm a size zero she'd stretch it out!". That thought really frightened her and she immediately put on a shit eating grin. She begun talking to her with heightened cautiousness as Ashley were asking to shake her hand with a chainsaw.

She knew she had to think fast. After all the mentally ill have been known to lash out at any moment, with know thoughts for why or because! Opening her purse she dug through her bottles frantically looking for something she could spare... Ah she found one!

Here honey! Shiny! Go get it!

She threw one of her Perkadan past her head in an effort to distract her... When her head turned Misty made a mad dash out of the ring screaming at the top of her lungs....

Run she's insane! What is it with this company and hiring these nutty women.

She managed to escape to the back and leaned against the walls she took a moment to catch her breath. Really playing up the deep chest inhales in-case any cute men were watching.

[Ashley Milano]

Misty got out of the ring which pretty much pissed Ashley off. She sees her leaving. And then says:

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Don't run off too far Misty. Since I am a pissed off Diva and I do mean Diva then I am going to take my frustration out on you. Seems like Angelus is busy with another gal from next door if you know what I mean so it will be me and you tonight.!

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Suddenly we see Syren leaving Shayne's room with a smile on her face and blood on her hands. Ashley's attention is elsewhere as she seems distracted.

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Misty we are on tonight! You may think you are the Beautiful People but you made the mistake by dissing me and trying to run from me. All I wanted was to prove to you and the world that I am the most beautiful woman in the world and tonight I plan on messing up what is left of your pretty little face.

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[Tiffany Doll]

Tiffany Doll took a good look over Misty who was panting....

Got a chest cold again Misty? All those late nights.... You need to control yourself... Why a woman at your age is.....

She grinned as Misty gave her a dagger stare. As Tiffany exited to the ramp to confront Ashley....

Now now ladies i need you to clear something up for me... I couldn't understand what any of you ladies were arguing about... I mean having a fight over who's prettiest? What is this middle school? And they call me the Barbie cause of my last name.... Both you girls need to hang it up. Since this match revolves around good looks, why don't I settle the score by saying neither of you hags are beautiful... Cause when you strip down the facades your both just a couple of street hos that got a good break.

Tiffany said getting a huge pop from the crowd.

Now let's put all this childish drivel to the side and have a real wrestling contest.... Get scared Misty I know how you just hate those. I would be happy to add some legitimacy to this joke of a match against America's First Lady of Porno and the reigning Queen of White Trash.

Tiffany grinned and finished.

I say we make this a three way dance.. And if you two vapid broads don't quite understand what that entails....

Tiffany said the last part slower and as if she were talking to a couple of morons....

It's..... A.... Triple-treat..... With... Eliminations!