Almost Famous (o2a)

[MG Cage]

Suddenly, a guitar riff that has been becoming a little too familiar over the past few weeks plays, and then-You can sound the alarm you can call out your guards you can fence in your yard you can hold all the cards but I Wont! Back! Down! Oh no I Wont! Back! Down! Oh NO!

Stuff hasn't been too good for Cage for the past few weeks. He's gone from being ganged up on by the Maple Syrup Retards, to gaining huge momentum going into Fame and Fortune, to being screwed out of his title shot, to being snubbed earlier by Angelus.

He was pissed, and it was obvious to tell. When he got to the ring, he motions for a mic.

I'm gonna keep this short and sweet. I'm not booked tonight, so if anyone wants to come out here and fight me come out RIGHT NOW!

[Jeff Kain]

It, of course, was Kain who came out to play. The opening to the modified O'Canada tune squeals on the P.A. system, and out walks the Canadian King himself.

So earlier tonight I come to the arena to be informed that you were out here much earlier trying to pick a fight with the most gorgeous, as well as talented, lady in TNB, Miss Tiffany Doll. I'll be the first to admit that I can conduct some dirty business, but damn you dirty Yankee fuck, that's sick.

Then, you go on to talk shit about me, saying I was bleeding, scared, and angry? Only thing I was angry about was that you used your nationality to get a match made that I never once agreed to. If we look back at the tape, you'll see me saying "no" to a TLC match. Remember? Because I wanted to prove what real wrestling was, the Canadian Way. Watch the match my friend. I would of beat you in 5 minutes if I could pin you.

You made me tap? Big whoop. It was a multiple man match. Obviously the odds were stacked against me because you dumb American's were scared of seeing me go off.[/i]

Kain paces back and forth on the stage. A large smirk is formed on his lips.

So as it stands, in fair matches, I'm up on you 1-0.[/i]

Announcer: Oh, because a 3 on 1 is so fair...

I just want to put you out of your misery this week. You're a laughing stock and you don't even know it. Everyone's cracking jokes backstage about Magnesium Cage, the one that should have been aborted.

You want a fight? Feel free to fight me.[/i]

[MG Cage]

Of course, it just HAD to be Kain. He was actually hoping for it to be Kain, just no as annoying as he was.

Okay okay okay, first of all I wasn't the one that said you were bleeding. If you got the tree wax out of your ears before you came tonight you would've heard your little sex pal Tiffany say that I had blood in my face.
Scared? Oh no, you heard me wrong again. I said terror. You were terrified of the fact that I had made you tap out.
Angry? Yes, you were angry as fuck when I won our TLC match.

But let me go over what else I said about you.
You got lucky in that 3 on 1 match, just by the fact of it being a 3 on 1.

You hide behind your friends, because you KNOW you can't beat me.

People talking shit about me in the back? I don't give a fuck, because it shows how much of a pussy they are that they can't say it to my face. Think about that for a second.

So tonight let's settle this. Contrary to popular retarded Canadian belief, the score is at 1 and 1, seeing as a 3 on 1 match is just as fair as a TLC match. so, let's have a tiebreaker. Me vs You tonight. No special stipulations, just a wrestling match.

[Jeff Kain]

Really? You're really going to tell me my emotions, and how I felt? You're going to tell me that I was angry? No, I was disgusted. Like I said, I told you no, yet it still somehow turned out to be the wrong match. Obviously the Americans are scared of seeing The Canadian King go off. You agreed to the 3-on-1, I never agreed to a TLC. I specifically said 'no'. Therefore, it's 1-0 in terms of "fair" contests [/i]

Kain smiles. He was going to ignore the fact that this guy had obviously studied what he had said moments before he came out. There was no other logical reason to complain about the difference between scared and terrified. He couldn't help but laugh at his feeble attempt to make Jeff look bad. Terrified? MG Cage wished Jeff Kain was terrified, that's for sure.

I'm glad you realized that wrestling isn't all about specialty matches. Who in their dumb fucking mind would want to have a TLC match knowing very well that they're booked for one in a weeks time? Hmmm... Oh, right, it's the guy that's too sore and tired from a week ago that he can't even make it into the XTV match.

But enough going on about how stupid you are... I'd love to drop you on your head one more time to make it 2-0.[/i]

[MG Cage]

No, I NEVER agreed to the 3 on 1. I agreed to a one on one, and then your little retarded friends had to get involved. If anything, I agreed to a 3 on 3, which under the circumstances didn't happen. So yea, we are 1 on 1.

Then, ooooh shit, he mentioned the XTV Challenge. That had been eating away at Cage ever since Kain screwed him out of the match.

But then again, about your XTV title spot match, you probably told your retarded friends to let you win. That match you guys had sucked anyways, not to mention unlike you, I don't go running into other people's matches, and costing them title shots. Also, once again, who won the XTV Showcase and eliminated two people, you by bit-
Oops my bad, TAPout, and Shia Storm cuz he couldn't keep up. If it wasn't for you, I'd be wearing gold around my waist right now, and I'm gonna make you pay for it tonight.

But tonight, One on One. And that's exactly how much I'm gonna be up by after tonight. One.