Promo to Maslow and the XTV Division

[Keith Williams]

Keith Williams and Bobby Williams stroll to the ring, looking very pleased with themselves.

On a night where we have Money Maker Inc and TNB set at the tipping point, and we have women brawling all over the place, and a tag team about to be put in their place... let's not forget the final championship here in TNB. Brendan Maslow is the XTV Champion, and I know it must be hard to carry around two belts all the time, so I'm going to do him a big favor. Bobby Williams, my son, will challenge for those title belts, and he will win. And I... will be in his corner as a manager.

That is of course... unless there is someone in the back who wants to step up and stake their claim to the XTV Title...

[Jeff Kain]

The lights begin flashing red and white, the modified Canadian National Anthem begins to blare on the P.A. system, and the crowd doesn't know whether to cheer because someone was coming out to contest Keith and Bobby Williams or to boo because that person was Jeff Kain. The name Kain was almost synonymous to douche bag these days. He comes out wearing his "OH CANADA!" t-shirt, and already dressed for action. In his right hand is a microphone. He walks down to the ring with his cocky swag that he had, absorbing all this weird hate/love thing that was currently going on. He hops up onto the apron and smirks at the two Brits standing in front of him. He then hops into the ring and raises the microphone up to his lips.

Seriously, Boss Man? You're really pushin' your dick-fuck son this hard? Have you not seen what I've been doing in the XTV Division? It has EXPLODED with me at the front of the pack! It makes me wonder why you're pushing Bobby Williams so hard....

Oh, it's because I'm Canadian.

And it's because you're British.

You see how much further along I am due to my superior blood line and because of this you fear that TNB will only ever have one XTV champion ever again. People will stop tuning in because they know how the match will go each and everytime... Yeah, a win for Kain in under 5 minutes. What else is new?

Think it over, Boss. No one has done more for the company this year than yours truly, with the exception of the other Canadians running about TNB... but they aren't in the XTV division. We're bringing you the best ratings that any wrestling company has had in years and I want to be paid for my efforts![/i]

Kain nods, awaiting for whatever was to happen next..

[Christian MoneyMaker]

MoneyMaker INC music hits as the boss has come out with his briefcase in his hand as he walks to the ring and takes a mic from one of the ring girls and waves her off.

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Whoa! Hold the presses! Maslow has yet to return my phone call. Maybe it is because when you don't answer and make me wait then I just do things to get your attention. Just like I have with TNB right now. You cross the boss then you get yours and the list of those that have should know that right now. But you see I see this so called Bobby Williams to be nothing more than a joke of a wrestler. Almost like another Eugene. And this so called Canadian wants to be in the match? What have you done to get this shot? No! What I am telling you Keith and basically letting Maslow know that it is MMI that is gonna be in that match and I am demanding that right here tonight!

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Announcer:

Who in the heck does he think he is? Demanding and thinking he should get someone from MMI to be in this match?

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Bottom line is that the world knows that MMI is the force in this business now. We are strong and just like I said earlier tonight we are about to take over. So Keith don't worry I plan on keeping that belt warm for a very and I do mean very long time. You feel me! And if your retarded son gets in my way then well he will be just another casualty of war.

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