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Post by More Than A Woman on Mar 16, 2011 19:21:52 GMT
More Than A Woman's music hits and they strut out with Misty feeling very confident. They had defeated the Canadians and were so close to championship gold they could taste it! Entering the ring with the great theatrics, Angelina Foxxx grabbed a mic and started in...
Last week all of you fans out there saw us take those Canadian boys to the prom.... And I even managed to make out with a goodnight kiss. Lucky bitch! Lucky bitch!
Said Angeline and Misty in unison.
I don't mean to brag but he's in love with me now! He calls me every night since, he can't get enough of me it's pathetic.
Is not ho!
Is too! Shut up!
Foxx snapped at her partner.
...Now it is our time to challenge for those shiny belts those so called champions posses. We proved we are no joke around here... We save the laughs for the Amazon title. We are a legit tag team, not to mention an undefeated one!
And sexy girl! Can't forget that!
Oh I never do honey dips! We are now the number one contenders! Us, the premier tag team, sexier than any of the Amazon champions EVER! So where oh where could our TNB Tag Champions be? They have a date with the most exciting tag team in TNB history! Better get ready... You boys are about to get your egos bruised!
Say it bitch!
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Post by Avenger on Mar 17, 2011 11:11:32 GMT
*The Avenger's music hits as the lights dim and as the crowd gets jacked and to their feet. The Avenger walks to the stage by himself as footage of Shia is still going on with Angel Fyre in the backstage area. The Avenger looks at the two so called women in the ring and takes a mic as he begins to speak.
Now let the Avenger be perfectly clear and that is you two got to be the ugliest women the Avenger has ever seen. Maybe it is the Adam's apple in your throat or the hair that you forget to shave. Nobody and especially any man would want any part of you. But that is for another time and another story. But since you come out here and running your mouth about this and that, let the Avenger make a few points and that is you two will get your chance to see how good you really are. You want to dance with the Franchise and the Legend in Shia Storm? Then you are on. We are not hard to find and basically the Avenger is ready to put you two in your place.
Because tonight you are not going to like what the Avenger tells ya and treats ya and the Avenger will treat you like the woman that you are. Tonight you are gonna be the Avenger's women and you are gonna do what the Avenger says. And that is you will know why we have those titles and you are gonna know why you are just second class material. So what if you beat up on a few Canadians? Who hasn't? But when you get in that ring with the Avenger tonight it won't be something you will like at all. You are gonna be mine tonight and the only kissing that is gonna take place tonight is well when you two get back together and kiss each other.
So this is the deal. You come in this ring. You bring those feminine wigs of yours and the Avenger and Shia Storm are gonna do what we do best and that is leave you on your back but then again that is probably a natural position for you two freaks anyway. Be careful what you ask for Trans 1 and Trans 2 you may just get it.
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Post by ten on Mar 17, 2011 12:47:10 GMT
Is this what the tag division has come down to?
Shia walks onto stage with a microphone...not even worth making a grand entrance.
Two trainees coming for tag team gold? This division is for sure going down the drain. Its pretty damn sad if you ask me. I mean the former tag team champions. They didn't really show up. I mean they were litteraly there, but they didn't speak at all or made people believe that they cared for the tag titles anyway. Where are the real damn tag teams at?
Before "More than a Woman" can respond, Shia speaks.
I said REAL TAG TEAMS!
Can you two idiots stop playing pretend? Go in the back. Put some damn wrestling gear on, and act like you have some SINCE!
No one cares about you two right now...If you did become TNB tag team Champions, that would be the biggest embarrassment of this company...Period! No one want to challenge for the tag team titles. This division would be blacklist...blackballed...erased from people's memories...Understand? Oh that's right ya don't....
These titles have got to stay where they belong for the sake of EVERYBODY! Me...Avenger...Hell...This Whole Company! 0_0 I have waisted too much time talking to Trainees let along having to get close to them...Ring to bell whatever...Lets get this over with.
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Post by More Than A Woman on Mar 17, 2011 21:41:25 GMT
Angeline and Angelina Foxxx stood back and listened to every last bit of their insults, complaints and conspiracy theories... And all they really heard was the underline point.... JEALOUSY! They jumped back from Shia's triad unphased. In fact Angelina Foxx felt like she was gonn have her allinspiring Oprah Winfrey money in The Color Purple in just a few more seconds.
Our hair is natural girl! This ain't no wig!
Angeline blurted out very offended he thought her hair was a wig, but caught herself remembering no man would really know the difference bewteen a lace-front wig and a to die for wash and set anyway so it's not really his fault.
Damn skippy. You two come out here with your tactics of boring us We know the score, trying to get us good and tired for our match for the belts! That way you can pick up a easy victory. Well sorry honey buns but we are not falling for that!
Yes girl! Yes!
Thatta' girl!
We have a title match and we will win those belts. We didn't just beat down some Canadians. We've broken the arms, the limbs, the balls of some of TNB’s finest warriors, our beauty blinding them as it does all men, unmanning them all! The way King Kong was reduced to a pathetic simian whimper by beautiful Fay Wray, who Angeline resembles in left three-quarter profile if the key light is no more than five feet high!
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