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Post by Jeff Kain on Mar 8, 2011 23:55:54 GMT
The bell had rung, and Jeff Kain stood victorious over top of MG Cage after a brutal beating. Gary Young joins him in the ring after retrieving a piece of folded red cloth. They unravel it to reveal the Canadian flag, which they both hold up in by a corner. The two men shake hands, and Gary grabs two ends and ties it around Kain's neck, giving him a Canadian flag cape. Gary heads to the back while Jeff grabs a microphone, and stands back over top of MG Cage
Point... made.[/i]
He raises his arms to bask in his "glory". Nobody was impressed with his actions, with the exception of himself and his 3 friends.
Tonight I showed you the average intelligence level of a Canadian, as well as the average intelligence level of an American. Americans think they have the world by the balls? Canada disagrees. Why Magnesium Cage was so trusting, I will never know. He paid the price for thinking he was king shit, as the REAL king laid him out.
Let this match be noted and written down in the history books. Canada is here to stay. Jeff Kain will go down as the greatest singles competitor to ever battle in the XTV division! Gary Young and Brent Kishio will go down as the most dominant duo to ever grace the squared circle! And Tiffany Doll will be remembered as the most gorgeous, as well as the toughest lady to ever lock it up in the Womens division!
We are a force that you don't mess with! MoneyMaker Inc? A joke. XDX? Old news, old washed up bums. TNB 'Originals'? YAWN! Canada is leaps and bounds better than all of the mentioned groups for one solid fact.... It's in the blood.[/i]
Jeff steps forward to the ropes where he steps up on the bottom rope, and raised his arms again.
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Post by MG Cage on Mar 9, 2011 0:07:51 GMT
Cage, still hurting from the beating he just received, gets up and receives a mic. He turns Kain around and steps in his face.
Kain! Let's get one thing straight here. This is NOT going to be finished, until one of two things happens. One. You face me in a match, WITHOUT any attacks or intteruptions from your butt buddies. Two. One of us, is beaten to the point that they can't continue.
I'm not going to finish, until I wipe every. single. remnant of your and your buttbuddies presence in TNB. Because I think what you proved to everyone tonight, was that you are SCARED. You and the retard standing over there. You both just proved, that you KNOW you can't beat me without cheating, so what do you do? You cheat.
Kain, I'm not going to be off of your case. Until we settle this. I'm not facing you until the next PPV. Then, we're gonna have a two out of three falls match. That way, even if you do manage to cheat for the first fall, I can regain for the second and third. Oh, and do me a favor, and keep Gay- opps, I mean Gary Young AWAY from the ring.
He steps back and leans on the ropes and he waits for Kain to respond.
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Post by Jeff Kain on Mar 9, 2011 0:24:24 GMT
Kain looks around the ring to see which retard was "standing over there". He looks at the ring announcer, to the announce team, to the camera men. He couldn't figure it out. Was he talking about Gary Young, the man that already left the ring area and was resting backstage? Who knows...
Attacking you from behind? No, I just got the match started early. Butt buddies interfering? Gary Young was smart and came down for a front row seat to see you get your ass kicked. He didn't do shit all other than watch, so shut your mouth, you dumb ass.
There's a few things that scare me, and you're not one of them. I'm not invinceble... I'm scared shitless of the '2012 theory'. I'm scared of eating an American diet, because I'll probably have heart failure within the hour... I'm terrified of that atrocious thing you call a "National Anthem"... It makes no sense to me. I'm not perfect, but I'm that much closer to it than you are. Why be scared of a joke like you?
2 out of 3 falls at the Pay-Per-View? I don't need to prove anything to you, I'm currently 2-0 on you. I guess, since I'm such a good guy, I could give you one... or, sorry, two last chance. Two last chances because I predict I beat you in 2 falls straight, and under 10 minutes.[/i]
The majority of the crowd actually cheers Kain. They were actually interested in seeing if he could do it. They'd probably boo him for winning, but they were still interested in seeing if he could pull it off.
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Post by MG Cage on Mar 9, 2011 1:32:44 GMT
The 'retard over there' comment was a testament to how dazed MG Cage really was. He still hadn't regained his composure, and he stood there, looking at Kain for a moment trying to figure out what he just said, then he raises the mic to his mouth and says-
2-0? If I remember correctly, we've had a Handicap match, which you won.
He holds up a finger.
Then a TLC match, which I won.
He holds up another.
And then this
Yet another finger. But this time it was the middle finger, and he put the other two down.
Where you cheated. You can count that or not, but if we're being fair here, then the match I won is the only one where no cheating was involved. I bet you felt like how I felt in that Handicap match. That ladder? It was my partner.
But, you predict you'll beat me in 2 straight falls in under 10 minutes? I'll hold you to that. If not, expect after I win, to eat a boot to the face, courtesy of MG Cage.
His music hits and he backs up and rolls out of the ring, before starting the long walk up the ramp, but halfway up he stops as a voice is heard.
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Post by Jeff Kain on Mar 9, 2011 2:38:57 GMT
That, ladies and gentlemen, is how MG Cage works. He tries to blast me and runs with his tail tucked. That's fine, keep walking. In a few weeks time I'll be 3-0.[/i]
Kain drops the microphone himself and continues celebrating. Maybe he did jump Cage. Maybe he did blindside him. That was still no excuse for Cage to be completely destroyed. The fact that he had very minimal offense against Kain made Jeff feel very confident about his claim to beat Cage in a certain amount of time.
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Post by MG Cage on Mar 9, 2011 11:42:34 GMT
3 - 0? Heh, try 4-2. Because I seem to remember that XTV Showcase match? While that wasn't between us, we were both in it right? And uh, I eliminated you right? That means the score is... Me 2, You 2. At the PPV, it's the tiebreaker.
His music hits again and he walks to the back, ready for a long rest in some hotel somewhere.
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