Post by More Than A Woman on Mar 3, 2011 3:17:06 GMT
The arena goes dark for a few seconds and a spot light hits the ramp where Misty struts out....
Now ladies......*cough bitches cough* And gentlemen allow me to introduce my newest clients!
Stripper Friends by Tila Tequila hits and out comes a very well polished More Than A Woman. Misty had really pulled out all the stops to make them look presentable. We're talking nails polished, hair done and they were dressed far more revealing than before. Their new costumes actually resembled Misty's ring attire giving more weight to the fact that when Misty gives a somebody a makeover, she just makes them look more like her.
Come on ladies. Lets go to our ring.
She says hooking arms with them both and moving forward as they all entered the ring very theatrically. Angeline jumping over the top ropes, and Angelina flipping backwards in. They all regrouped in the ring and Misty stood proud with the microphone moving closer to her well glossed pouty lips.
Now it seemed befitting that I manage what has to be the most impressive tag team TNB has ever produced..... Not only are my ladies the toughest bunch in the tag team division, they are also the prettiest. Right ladies.
Say it girl!
That's right!
Now riddle me this... How is it More Than A Woman is the most exciting tag team to come to TNB in some time, yet they have yet to be giving the strap? Why arent they having a title match as we speak? Well ladies and gentle men I will tell you, honey the tag team division here is full of cowards!
The crowd boos loudly*
Am I wrong? I have yet to see any of these men handle their own against More Than A Woman. Why? Because they are scared! They are afraid of powerful women! But most of all afraid of competition.... So they would rather fight amongst themselves than welcome a real challenge.
Boos*
....But if anybody out there is man enough to take on my team I open the challenge to you now. Who out there thinks they have what it takes to beat M.T.A.W.? My clients, like myself are starving for some real men. Come on up and see me, I'll wait.
Now ladies......*cough bitches cough* And gentlemen allow me to introduce my newest clients!
Stripper Friends by Tila Tequila hits and out comes a very well polished More Than A Woman. Misty had really pulled out all the stops to make them look presentable. We're talking nails polished, hair done and they were dressed far more revealing than before. Their new costumes actually resembled Misty's ring attire giving more weight to the fact that when Misty gives a somebody a makeover, she just makes them look more like her.
Come on ladies. Lets go to our ring.
She says hooking arms with them both and moving forward as they all entered the ring very theatrically. Angeline jumping over the top ropes, and Angelina flipping backwards in. They all regrouped in the ring and Misty stood proud with the microphone moving closer to her well glossed pouty lips.
Now it seemed befitting that I manage what has to be the most impressive tag team TNB has ever produced..... Not only are my ladies the toughest bunch in the tag team division, they are also the prettiest. Right ladies.
Say it girl!
That's right!
Now riddle me this... How is it More Than A Woman is the most exciting tag team to come to TNB in some time, yet they have yet to be giving the strap? Why arent they having a title match as we speak? Well ladies and gentle men I will tell you, honey the tag team division here is full of cowards!
The crowd boos loudly*
Am I wrong? I have yet to see any of these men handle their own against More Than A Woman. Why? Because they are scared! They are afraid of powerful women! But most of all afraid of competition.... So they would rather fight amongst themselves than welcome a real challenge.
Boos*
....But if anybody out there is man enough to take on my team I open the challenge to you now. Who out there thinks they have what it takes to beat M.T.A.W.? My clients, like myself are starving for some real men. Come on up and see me, I'll wait.
