Bitter Party of One (Invite)

[Tiffany Doll]

No! That is ridiculous I won’t do a kiss cam! You tell those bastards at creative that they either put me in a match soon or I’m striking. For heavens sake Kandi I never had this much trouble when the lush was managing my career....


Uh huh.... Uh huh... Well I was headlining this piece of shit women’s division last year, and I done it by WRESTLING! Not taking my damn clothes off!.... Well I don’t care if the poster is a big seller, I’m not doing another damn bikini shoot! ...Well fix this or I’m finding a new agent. Goodbye!

Tiffany Doll pressed the “hang up” icon on her iPhone in frustration. She was sick of the way the company seemed to be under utilizing her in-ring abilities in favor of her image. And her slimy agent Kandi Casino seemed to be more on their side than hers, why else would he keep booking her in all these press junkets and creative meetings where lecherous business executives pinch her ass and ask her up to their hotel rooms as if she were some common manager. There was a plot against her, she could sense it. He was trying to screw her, that or this company is.

Today was no exception she would rather chew on glass than pretend to be excited as hideous out of shape TNB fans kiss their overweight girlfriends they dragged to the show. Grabbing her make up case she made her way over to the sinks which were luckily unoccupied by anyone at the moment. She would be free to make up her face in peace until…

[Misty]

Lurking amongst the ladies locker room was none other than Misty Malone. She had a large grin on her face as she ease dropped on her old friend who thought she was alone. Misty gathered her own case and made her way toward the sinks to meet up with Tiffany.

So honey... Long time no see.

She said to a unresponsive Tiffany Doll.

Giving me the silent treatment eh?

She joshed as she applied more mascara to her falsies.

Honestly honey that was such a long time ago... I'm sure you've forgivin' me by now..... No? ...Well yer loss honey.

She said sitting in the sink so she could get a closer look at herself when applying her make up, since she was so tiny she often sat in the sink.

Oh poo! I forgot my MAC Myth.... Do you have that shade?

Tiffany rolled the lipstick to her without a retort.

Still not speakin' to me eh? Honey you need to stop being such a hard rock when you know you are a gem..... I always seen that in you, it's what I admired most about you your strength. Why this company must of forgotten of how you turned this place on it's ass when you dropped that Bombshells belt and deemed it unworthy of you. Why I never felt prouder to be a woman!

Misty schmoozed making sure to milk every one of the lines she was feeding her. It seemed to be working Tiffany Doll turned her head to look at her and it looked like Misty might get a response.

[Tiffany Doll]

Tiffany drank the Koolaid and responded to Misty's comments...

So you've noticed that too huh? Seems like I lost a bit of my edge. I tell you all this modeling crap is killing my career. I'm a two time champ! I should be out kicking ass, not on some beach in Jersey shooting bumpers for TV tapings. I'm not some damn glamour puss...


Well you are glamourous honey...

Well sure; I'm marvelous I mean look at me, but Im not...

She takes her TNB magazine and points to Eliza Aries.

I'm not this! I'm not one of those skinny bitches who just puts a bit of electrical tape on her tits and calls it an outfit! Parading her flesh in front of a camera and can;t wrestle a damn. I'm top drawer dammit, and I demand I be treated as such!

Yes!!!

You are so right! Why I outta call up that rat Kandi Casino and fire him on the spot.

Honey, I wouldn't even give him a phone call. Fire him through text message!

Yeah! You are right!....

Tiffany whipped out her phone and started to text feverishly. Before she knew it her agent was fired. And Tiffany started to feel a heaviness in her gut as she come to realize what she had done...

Oh shit.... Well... Wha... What am I gonna do? He was manging my career.... I don;t know a thing about handling that stuff....

[Misty]

Misty knew she had her where she wanted her... She crawled across the sink knocking down things as she made her way to Tiffany to comfort her...

Now now honey... I can be your agent again...Remember how great the times were when I was doing that? They all feared you. I can make that happen again....

She said stroking her fingers through her hair...

Don't you wanna be champ again? Remember us? The Blondetourage, we were spectacular. Way ahead of our time, they tried to break us, but we can come back stronger than ever. We sure had some good times honey. We can have em' again. What do you say? Don't let tears run down that perfectly carved face. Misty will take care of it all.... You'll see.

She said bringing Tiffany's head to her bosom like a mother would with a frightened child. Bringing her back she finished sternly.

You were always too good for these assholes anyway honey. They don't deserve yer tits, they never have. We'll show all these ugly bitches that us blondes ain't nothing to sniff at! ...Now go get dressed. I'll make sure there's no more pimping you out to better this companies image.


... For Pete sake what a ridiculous message they send. Giving the fans the impression that there are tons of attractive females in this company, when in reality theres close to about three and a half! Nahahaha!

[Tiffany Doll]

Shake?

Shake!

The two girls manicured hands shook and sort of sealed the deal on the conversation.

Tiffany Doll laughed at her joke, and did feel revealed to have Misty around again. She was feeling a bit alone, and she did trust Misty's guidance over anyone else's... Which is probably the deadliest of her mistakes. She did leave to go change into her in ring clothes...

[Misty]

With a vemonous grin on her face she looked like the Cheshire Cat. As Tiffany walked away out came Misty's Blackberry, she texts.

Great work Kandi! Miss D is back, your check will be in the mail Monday.

She thought to herself after sending...

Have fun hiding that lump of cash in the Caymon Islands you schmuck! Haha That was easier than i thought.... Suppose I should finish getting ready too. After all Me and Miss D have a big announcement to make soon, and I still need to scout a new member.... I think i know just the talent to got after first.