Crossroads(o2a)

[mrspyder78]

Suchita Vadlamani of Fox News Atlanta has a recent sit down interview with TNB's most unpredictable superstar Spyder at a nearby hotel TNB officials has put up most of their workers during the chaotic events that have come about as of late.

Vadlamani: So Mr. Spyder, first off I want to get right down to the nitty gritty and delve into some rumors and facts for you to either put to rest or confirm as truth or false...Is this okay with you?

Spyder:Honey I am 3/4 done polishing of this bottle of Jack Daniels, so I am feeling pretty chatty and I hope your FCC censors are working ..Might need em'

Vadlamani:Ok then, well first off how would you describe your tenure with TNB, On paper you have been pretty non-consistent with your ins and outs, care to explain?

Spyder:Oh for fuck sakes back to this again, yeah I got pissy threw a tantrum and walked out a few times here & there, it's no secret about that..I didn't like a few things I noticed and heard backstage then saw them take center stage on tv..So I left before I was marred by any of it.

Vadlamani:So why comeback if the atmosphere was this unbearable to be around?

Spyder:Why, because I still got a few years in the tank and I haven;t done what I set out to do and that's get in the ring with the big dogs, the main eventers, the legends..Whatever you want to call them nowadays..I know I can still lay a good whooping on them and I still want that moment to prove it..

Vadlamani:So you think you can win it all and carry the company if you were to win the title?

Spyder:You got great tits babe, but you sure are stupid..I am not about the title, never have been and never will be, if I happen to get one along the way great whatever..That shiny piece of gold strapped upon a leather belt means nothing..What I do in that ring whether I win or lose will define me..

Vadlamani:So all your role models that have held various championships in other promotion and companies don't mean anything is this what you are saying?

Spyder:Once again the titles are meaningless, I never watched my heroes because they had belts, I watched them for the stories they told in the ring regardless of their championships..They were still storytellers belt or no belt.. Take Chris Benoit he is still known worldwide as the greatest technical wrestler ever, he went out and did his thing in the ring..He didn't even have to say anything on the mic he was that good and didn't need no gimmick nor some belt saying he was great...

Vadlamani:I see.. Just one more thing before I leave as our time is running out Spyder.. What happens if things don't turn out the way you envisioned them..Will you walk out and disappear again? Will you stay and gut it out?

Spyder:Hon as I said earlier I am getting to old, running is getting harder to do as well..I am gonna keep my ass here and grind it out best I can

Vadlamani:I appreciate your time Mr. Spyder and wish you the best of luck in your endeavors

Spyder is fixated on her tight ass as she walks off

Spyder:*Yup I'm an ass man*

As Spyder continues his gaze, someone enters and distracts his daydream

[Rawy Torres]

Rawy Torres was walking with his arm over the latest and arguably the hottest Bombshells edition Tai Marie. She agreed to walk with him from the hotal lounge which would give him plenty of time to get into her pants. However every time he would try to spit his game some jackass with a loud mouth would interrupt.

"How damn loud does that douche bag gotta be? It's not like he's saying anything meaningful. It all just sounds like some lame tryin to brag up his legacy of nothin'...."

He walks closer and closer to the door and finally pokes his head in to shout.

"SHUT UP!"

He chuckles hoping he spoiled the man's interview, and soon his eyes go wide as he sees who he just tried to silence.... It was Spyder, the f-in' Spyder.

"Wooh! As I live and breathe. Can you believe it Tai Marie? And here I thought dinosaurs were extinct! Are we having like a old timmer battle royal again, wheres Kamala?"

He laughed more and nudged Tai Mare who was having none of it.

"Shucks don't tell me I missed the wrestling convention. Here I'll buy an autograph, anything to keep a guy a float."

Rawy said walking closer with his cash drawn and a stupid gin on his face.

[mrspyder78]

Spyder hears this loud voice shouting from the next room and he's thinking to himself that better not be directed towards me..So he turns his focus to see a face he's never met yet and some artificial looking barbie doll by his side..

Oh boy here we go again huh?..Some fresh off the banana boat jackass that just happens to sign with a new company wants to call out the most known dog in the yard so to speak..

Spyder buries his face in his hand for a moment..shaking his head as well..

As for keeping me afloat, you don't need to worry about me but if I was in danger of sinking I would borrow your life preserver over there as those fake breasts would keep me from drowning for a long time indeed...

Spyder places his hand on the boys shoulder and leans in to make sure he hears this with no misunderstandings..

All jokes aside and now it's time for business talk now so listen up..If you really, really wanna step into the squared circle and try to make a name for yourself against me fine..it will be a very fast lesson for me to teach and a very short career for you and when it's all said and done your name will be synonymous with the word mat as it'll be what you were laying on for the whole match kiddo..

[Tai Marie]

Haha! My breasts aren't fake.

Tai Marie shook the cheap shot off and just looked at both men like they were stupid, shook her head and walked away.

[Rawy Torres]

Watch the clothes moth balls.

Rawy snapped flicking his arm off of his shoulder. He looked at Tai Marie as she walked off....

Whats the matter babe? Did somebody flash the bimbo signal... haha She'll be back.

Gotta say that last little ending peanut was quite the gem. You should write for Halmark bro! I understand you jobbers are touchy about you careers... Or lack there of, but it's okay pops.

He put his hand on Syder's shoulder and smiled.

Hows about we rejuvenate that sagging career of yours. You can pop a few lucky pills, shave, and we can market it as past vs the future. I know how dependant you oldies are on your gimmicks haha!