And Your Winners Are...

[The Stevens Brothers]

Canto 34 plays over the arena speakers. Explosions engulf the stage while Jason and Austin make their way out of the crowd through separate sections. They meet at the commentator's table and grab two microphones. Then, they slide into the ring and pop up just in time for an overhead shower of sparks. The crowd cheers the whole time.

Jason raises his microphone.

Well, we said we were going to bring excitement and life into the tag division this season. And here we are, after our first match of 2011 in TNB. Standing in front of you. The NEW TNB Tag Team Champions!

Jason raises his hands in the air and Austin takes to the mic.

These championship belts have come back to their rightful owners. Well, half of the rightful owners. I had to earn my half. So, I guess that makes all of us, including Jacob, the rightful holder of these be...

Jason looks at Austin and shakes his head.

Austin, I agreed to give you this time to talk because you said you wouldn't ramble on about this and that. You were supposed to get straight to the point. And...

I can do it! Give me another shot!

Ok. Do it right this time or you'll just be a "pretty" face while I do all the talking from now on.

All right. Well, like I was saying... These belts have come back to their rightful owners, of which I am now a member of, and they are here to stay! But here's the thing... We don't want to be the kind of champions who only put their titles on the line at the Pay-Per-Views. No, we're going to be THE champions who are willing to put their titles on the line each and every week.

Jason stops him and Austin realizes what he just said.

Well, maybe not every week. I mean, we will have to have time to rest on some weeks. So, maybe twice a month average.. Yeah, that sounds about right!

The crowd laughs and cheers. Jason raises his microphone again.

Now, to get down to what we're out here for... We're ripe for competition. We want to be in this next episode of Brash proudly displaying our skills as a team. And I think, as long as we're the champions of this division, that there should be at least one tag team match every show. I don't think that's asking too much, do you fans?

They applaud at the idea, but Austin chimes in.

But, Jason.. Hold on now... That would never work! I mean, the tag teams back there just don't have the stuff that we're made of. They can't honestly hope to come out here and compete with the best every week.

Austin... Everyone already knows that we're the best tag team in TNB. We've proved it. Half-way. Anyway, if they aren't up for a little competition, then I'm sure we can find some other wrestlers back there who don't get time on the screen to come out and face us. Besides, if they can't come out here and compete, then they obviously don't want these belts very much.

Yeah, that's true...

So, like I was saying... That's what we want for the future shows. We will be leaders by example and take on the first challengers that come out here this week. So who will it be?

Jason and Austin wait for a team to respond.

[More Than A Woman]

"oh honey, you already know who it's going to be."

Angelina Foxxx is heard through the speakers before "Stripper Friends" by Tila Tequila begins to play. More Than A Woman walks through the curtains and strut their way into the ring.

"Ahem, cut the music, cut the music. Look honey, I know you may think you're like the best tag team in TNB and all, but, frankly........you haven't faced us."


The crowd begins to laugh.

"After we were discriminated by that Chinese, Japanese or whatever he is, Dj Dajuki I think his name is."

"His name is Daisuke Tsuyuki"

Angeline corrects Angelina Foxxx as the crowd continues to laugh.

"Whatever!"

Angelina Foxxx rolls her eyes.

"Your right, we have better things to talk about. Like we were saying, we were discriminated upon by being left out of the match. Daisuke Tsuyuki is clearly a racist and didn't give us the opportunity and if we are discriminated out of a match again, we are going to the UNION!"

Some of the crowd stops laughing. While the rest still don't take them seriously.

"So how about it boys, take a walk on the wild side and risk your titles against us. MORE....THAN....A....WOMAN!"

Angelina Foxxx and Angeline "flaunt their goods" and wait for a response.

[The Stevens Brothers]

Jason and Austin look at each other with confusion.

Ok, so you want to have a match with us? Well, I guess that will be ok...

Yeah... I mean, we don't usually fight women, but then again...

Austin looks at them up and down.

I guess you two really don't fit into the women's division around here anyway...

Ye..

Before Jason can finish, music hits the arena speakers and another guest has joined them all.

[Brittnie Stevens]

All of the sudden, a mash-up of Meshuggah and Lady Gaga (entitled Bleed-a-razzi) blares through the arena. The newest acquisition to the TNB roster from the Stevens family runs through the curtain and down to the ring. She walks to Jason, who gives her a microphone.

Thank you, Jason, for the mic. But now I must save you two from making a horrible mistake. You see, you can't fight these two... women... even if they don't fit into the Women's Division. Keeping that fact in mind, they're still women, you two idiots.

The crowd laughs.

Now, I must introduce myself before I say what I need to say. My name is Brittnie Stevens, wife of Jacob and, as of right now, the official manager of The Stevens Brothers since they can't seem to do things the smart way. So, hello, wonderful fans of TNB!

The crowd cheers for Brittnie.

Now that that's out of the way, I have something important to say.

She turns to the other women.

Oh, and I mean no disrespect by this, but you two need to calmly make your way to the back. As long as I'm their manager, these two will not be fighting you any time soon.

Brittnie doesn't bother to watch More Than A Woman to see if they leave or not, rather, she goes on with her announcement.

You see, Jason and Austin, upon my official signing to TNB this afternoon, I ran into a couple of guys who could possibly put you two to the test. I mean, in my opinion, they're still not in your league, but you need to prove yourselves as a prominent tag team and just because you won the titles in a handicap match doesn't mean you're already a prominent team.

The crowd cheers.

See? Everyone knows it. It's not just me. So, anyway, these guys seem to know what they're doing. They're an established team here in TNB and from the tape that I've seen already, you guys would be fools not to take this challenge.

Jason walked up and whispered something to Brittnie, which made her cut to the chase.

All right, without further adieu, since Jason can't seem to let the suspense build...

Brittnie motions to the stage, where the anticipated tag team is coming out with their own manager.

[Jordan]

"I love you" by Tila Tequila hits the speakers and out comes Jordan. She makes her way into the ring and grabs the microphone from Angeline's hand.

"and who the hell do you think you are disrespecting my clients that way?! I'm sorry chick, but, your filthy men made an open challenge and my team responded. Now it's up to them to keep their word."

Jordan points at the Steven Brothers.

"You disgust me chick, how are you going to belittle women out of a tag team match? Instead of empowering women you are oppressing my beautiful clients and whether you like it or not More Than A Woman is here to stay and they are here to challenge The Steven Brothers!"

Jordan turns to The Steven Brothers.

"What's the matter boys? are you two scared of strong powerful women like Angeline and Angelina Foxxx? Because from the looks of it, you can't handle strong powerful women"[/color]

She looks at the new girl up and down.