The Happy Hooker Goes Rogue

[Misty]

Misty sat on the desk in what was formerlly her office. She watched as her team of perky gay PA's packed up her things as she sat back and watched, not helping.

Staff?..... Is it true? Is it really over for me?

She said really milking the line for as much drama as she could....

Dante: Well just be thankful they didn't fire your ass!

Peaches: Ain't it the truth chille. You better thank god and her infant wisdom that you weren't sued for all the Gucci on your tightly pulled booty.

I still don't see what the big deal is.... So I bought a few little trinkets here and there. After all the money was just sitting there not being used.

Chiffon: It was for the Amazon's division!

And I happen to be a Amazon CHIFFON! Goodness, but when I tried to explain that to them all I got was... "How could you betray us" this, and "Your a horrible person" that! What about me or my feelings! I have needs too you know! I need new purses, those hags could survive with ziplock and few towels. They don't need a millions dollars in trust too. Selfish peasants!

Honey watch it when you pack those... They are genuine antiques. I got those from my third husband's mother. They meant everything to him... So naturally I made sure I got it in the divorce... Nahahahaha!

Cloudy: Be thankful they bumped you back down to wrestler...

Butterfly: Besides you hated being on the staff anyway. You said it was boring.

That's true... Yer right honey it should be fun returning to the ring. After all with Tiffany dead they could use a devisatingly beautiful woman in the ring yet again. The women I've been seeig are just awful....

Dante: Tiffany is still alive....

She is! Damn! Thats the last time I get a hit man from Craigslist! Son of a bitc...

She said leading the pack out of what used to be her office and into the hall.

Now I will have to get an apartment nearby to carry on affairs, and have my hair done since we have communal locker rooms now. Whoever idea that was! As if I want to see Ashley Milano Nair her armpits... I might barf up a meal I had in 1988.

Peaches: Are you still bulimic?

Of course not honey, nobody is doing that anymore. I'm on these marvelous new pills. It's fantastic you pee it all out over night.

[Misty]

Now I hate to help you all pack and then leave you with the chore of carrying it all back to my hotel room.....

Dante: You know what you are saying isn't true.

Haha I can't keep anything from you honey. Now getoutta my way I got men waiting for me. Enough of this debutaunt staff lady crap! I'm talent again. And I got a whole lot of it to go around!

She said with her hands on her hips and grinding her hips.

Entering the hallway she waved farewell to her bogged down assistants. And made her way through the halls on her own. feeling more sure of herself than ever... Sure she was fired from her position on the Championship Committee, but in retrospect she always found that job a bore anyway. She would be much better suited in the ring or around it. Where the real action is.

She made her way to catering where she was greeted by the thick faced man who was very happy to see her.

Hello Miss Malone... Same as always?

Yes honey...

He handed her a cup with ice and she took out a bottle of champaign from her purse, and proceeded to dump it into the dixie cup.

Ah honey... I feel more like one of the girls already. you know I was beginning to think success would spoil me.

She said pouring more Crystal in her cup.

Oh not you Miss Malone...

Oh you can cut all that Miss nonsense out honey. I'm just Misty now.

That felt good to say....

Honey you got that. I ain't sittin' on no chump's desk unless I want to! This is marvelous, I feel like a great weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This must be what women's liberation feels like. And i didn't even have to wear mens pants or let my armpit hair grow.

Mam..... I don't think that's quite what it was abou....

Misty cuts him off...

Well honey I must be off... I have to move on... I still have a lot more to rediscover.... Goodness honey I feel like a virgin again, I just have to go off and do something delicious and naughty... See ya around!

She was genuinely excited about this. She had been given a great opportunity. She will get to wrestle again, and nobody will ever find out about all the money she embezzled. Only in America.