Not the least bit amused (aftermath promo)

[savior]

It was a great match-up. But at the end of the day. Genesis fell short of becoming the World Champion. As he pulled himself up off the match. He stared at the newly crowned champion. Surprisingly? He wasn't angry. He wasn't disappointed. Not feeling ANY of the emotions that people would expect to see. Instead? He straight up laughed at the guy. As he asked for a microphone. As the mic was being handed to him. He was overcome with a devilish grin. Why would the man seem 'happy' about losing?

Look everybody. Take a good, long look at your NEW World Heavyweight Champion...

(slight pause)

If one person in this arena can tell me who the fuck this guy is?? I will pay you $10 grand out of my own bank account. Trust me, I've got all the benjamins in the world. Money is no problem, nor object. But one thing's for damn sure. This title has just dropped a few more notches on the prestige level.

So, to my good friend over here...Well, I'll just call you "Shama-lama-ding-dong" for now until I get over that your real name is "Big Dice K"??

'Big Dice K'... hmm, intresting. Yes, folks. What a name. That's about as cool as having MG or Nick Jones as World Champion. Hell, ya know what TNB. Bring back Scott 'Maniac' Manor. He & I might have hated each other's guts? But, I'd rather see him as champ then this big fucking goof!

Gen. looks over at Ryan Blaze.

Good luck at getting your Championship back, Blaze. At least when you had it. It was worth fighting for. As for me? I've got bigger fish to fry. Right now? That belt doesn't mean shit anymore. Its an even bigger joke then the guy whose actually holding it.

With that said. Gen. drops the mic & makes his exit from the ring. "Bigger fish to fry"? What the hell could he be talking about now!?

[Kyrksen Havgrimur]

Kyrksen takes the title from the ref. Listening to Genesis, he smiles.
Picking up the mike that Genesis dropped. He raises it to his lips , his face still awash with a crooked smile. His deep booming voice cracks the still air in the quiet of the arena. As the fans are awaiting to hear what he has to say in reply.

Although I hesitate to perorate, I must also abstain from procrustean endeavors. Hence, I shall postprandially defenestrate all callipygous revenants, offering them as deodands, and return to my ctenophilia.

Dropping the mike to the mat, strapping up the one thing that Brandon Payne did not have.The Undisputed championship. The Viking beast drops and rolls out of the ring. Once more he looks at the big gold belt. A trickle of blood runs down his face. A droplet of it runs though his red beard unseen. It hits the shiney gold trinket he now processed . Something he had wanted to hold. Now he did ,even if it was not to be his for long. It was his job to take it , Not his job to hold it , or to retain it. That was for another to deal with. Kyrksen "Mjöllnir" Havgrimur smailes as he moves up the ramp, turning he looks back at the owth two fallen warriors . What would they have to say about a NOBODY winning the gold? Big K laugh jeartily as he turns once more and heads for the back to see to his final task of the night.