Back Where They Belong

[The Stevens Brothers]

Canto 34 by Five Finger Death Punch blazes through the arena as Jason and his new tag partner, Austin come through the entrance curtain. They make their way down, boldly, to the ring. When they climb in, Jason signals for two microphones from the ringside crew. He gives one of them to Austin and then begins to speak.

Well, as Jacob forgot to mention when he came out earlier, we missed the beginning of the season due to some family problems that had to be dealt with. And because of this, we had to sit and watch while virtually nothing happened in our beloved tag team division.

Austin takes a turn speaking.

And we're here to correct that problem. You see, while this may be the first time Jason and I have been a team here in the world of TNB, we're far from strangers in this ring together. So, we're here to bring the excitement back to this company....

Jason interrupts him.

Austin... You're just... Just shut up for a second. They've heard this little ramble of yours from every other tag team that's ever been here, including Jacob and I. Looking around, they look pretty tired of it, so just let me do the talking.

The crowd cheers for Jason while Austin just shrugs his shoulders and walks around the ring.

So, anyway, like I was saying; we had to sit back and watch this tag team division do virtually nothing. Austin and I are here to invigorate.. Yes, I just used that word... The tag team division of TNB. We've just been gone a month from this place and already it seems like they will just let anyone who pairs up be a team.

Yeah, like More Than a Woman, or whatever that is!

The crowd mixes boos and cheers with that statement.

Well, with that, I will get to the point... We're here to take the tag team titles and bring life and excitement back to the tag team division.

So, anyone back there who wants to think otherwise can come out here and plead their case to us, but it won't make a difference. Our actions in the ring provide the final decision. If we lose, we lose gracefully and if we win, we win with humility. So, come on out and let's see what kind of competition we have for these tag team titles!

As Austin lowers his mic, music hits the arena. Who's can it be?

[More Than A Woman]

"Stripper Friends" by Tila Tequila hits the speakers and the crowd already knows who is about to come out since they've seen them debut earlier in the show.

"Did I hear 'bring life and excitement'?! Well honey, that's what we do best and better yet, now that we have these two fione boys in that ring, what a better way to start the season."


More Than A Woman already had microphones on hand, since they don't like to waste any time. Angelina Foxxx dances around flirtatiously too the music while Angeline spoke. Both, Angeline and Angelina Foxxx enter the ring. The music stops.

"Look at what we have here, two men that are going to bring life and excitement.....I like it! Do you like it?"


"I like it! No, I love it!"


Angeline giggles.

"So what do you have in mind? how do you like it? Hardcore! TLC! or am I just a little to extreme for your taste?"

Angelina Foxxx taunts seductively.

"or maybe your soft like the rest of the men in this locker room that hide out in the closet."


"Girl we've seen to many of those here"

"Well........."

More Than A Woman cross their arms and whip their head as they wait for a response.

[The Stevens Brothers]

Jason laughs while looking at...what...just entered the ring. He picks up his microphone to talk.

Well, aren't you just.... He chokes a little ...cute...

I don't even know how to talk to you, so I'm just going to say things straight... Oh, sorry.. I didn't mean to offend you.. I mean, whatever two men want to do with their image is fine with me, no disrespect. But this isn't a division for two....women...like yourselves.

Austin just sits laughing on a turnbuckle.

Anyway, listen, we came out here to challenge Sentoryu and Dice K to a Tag Team Title match right here tonight, so if you could just get out of our way we would really appreciate it. But I tell you what... Well, hold on.. Let me go talk to my brother.

Jason walks to the corner to talk with Austin while the others in the ring just stand around for a while. Finally, it's seems they've reached a decision.

So, yeah, if you want to come back next week and challenge us to a match, that can happen then. For showing some courage and coming out here tonight, that's the least we can give you. So, run along now since you have gotten what you want; a chance to prove yourselves. Let us do our business now.

Jason puts his microphone down.

[Daisuke Tsuyuki]

The arena fills with the sound of Bang and Shake it. The crowd erupts as Daisuke Tsuyuki pops and locks his way though the crowd. It is a common place scene now. The crowd slaps Dice on the back as he dances though the parting sea of his growing fan base.


Jumping up on the barricade, Dice does the splits and throws his head back raising the mike high over his head. The crowd responds


Fukaku hamekonde chodai! korrrrrrrrrrrrrras!

Rolling backwards Dice lands on his feet. Turning he looks to the ring. Rapid disgust floods his once smiling face as his directs his attention to More then a woman?

Fukaku hamekonde chodai! Where did you Futanari come from? Why do you think you are ready for a title shot at these titles?

Rolling into the ring Dice jumps to the turn buckle sitting like a bird on a wire he focuses on the Stevens.

Now on to you,Furuchin. If you had not noticed I am the title holder I kicked Sentoryu to the curb. He is not a nice guy anymore. He is consumed with Blaze, that little Chinchi. He thinks everyone is out to get him. From Lionheart all the way to the usher in section 5 row 3. I have this from him though. I proved I was the better man in Tokyo.

Raising the TNB Tagteam titles in one hand and Sentoryu's mask in the other. The crowd cheers for Dice as he shows off his new prizes.

You guys want a title shot so be it. Beting you guys has become like Hitorigokko. hahahhaha I will do it by myself till my newest team mate comes finally and stands by my side the kings of the Tag team division here in TNB.

Jumping down from the turnbuckle Dice looks to the Stevens. Then back to the Futanari, he gags a bit at their sight. Fukaku hamekonde chodai! what the hell is that anyways. he thought.