Post by Syren on Nov 19, 2010 1:19:05 GMT
Since TNB Wrestling was "temporarily" in hiatus mode after the explosions had occurred. Syren found herself wrestling at a Indy shows. At one in particular. She took the time out after her match to please her lovely fans by continuing where she had previously left off with Kim Hunter. Even though obviously. Hunter was nowhere in sight, and as she knew that Hunter would come up with one of those "Meh, you can only talk about me when I'm not around, blah, blah, blah, yada, yada, yada" routines later on for one of her boring, buzz-killing segments.
Syren went on ahead & gave the fans, her fans, what they wanted. No... not Tits & Asses you perverts
. Leave that to Misty. Syren was all about the microphone. Her talking on the microphone was like Michaelangelo drawing, and crafting a beautiful painting. It would always come out shiny, beautiful & classic!
So, I'm sure all of you fans saw what had happened at a little event called "Night of Legends II: Rise to Glory" right?
Fans yelled out, and agreed with Syren. As they cheered her on. Syren was red hot tonight. Though she was intended to be a heel character. She was coming off like a hero to the fans after her verbal carpet-bombing to little Ms. Kimberly Hunter.
Nice... very nice. With that said. I'm sure you all have an idea at least of what I said to Kim Hunter at the event. And well, tonight. In front of all of my adoring, loving fans. I'd just like to take the opportunity to apologize.
Fans begin to boo her. Apologize? For what? the fans were thinking.
Yeah... so it seems that I've said a few things that caused her to get all riled up, and a pull a gun on everybody. Pretty bad when somebody gets that pissed to a pull gun on everyone. Shouldn't she be booked for attempted murder? Yeah... seems like our darling Kimberly isn't much on brain cells. But hey? You already knew that, right?
Anyways... I just wanted to apologize, and say that I'm sorry... that I didn't take things a step further.
So tonight. For the lovely audience in Charlottesville, Virginia. I've got a couple of special treats in store for you!
First off, I'm sure you guys are familiar with the uber awesome, cutting edge rock song from ages ago by Aerosmith called "Jane's Got A Gun" ?
Well allow me to give you fans... MY version of said song. Entitled "Kimmy's Got A Gun".
Fans cheered on in approval.
*chuckles* Alright, here it goes.
*Clears throat*
Kimmy's got a gun.
Kimmy's got a gun.
Her career is coming undone.
Her daddy raped her in the bum.
Kimmy's got a gun.
He blew his load on the little, bitty baby.
The man has got to be insane.
Cause just why in the world.
Did he fuck this girl.
Kimmy's got a gun.
Her career is coming undone.
Her daddy raped her in the bum.
Quit cryin' like a bitch.
Ohhhh, will you ever get over that itch
Over-enthusiastic fan: : I bet its crabs!
Kimmy's got a gun.
Her career is coming undone.
Her dog days have just begun.
Now everybody is on the run.
She took her dad down so easily.
And put a bullet in his brain.
She said: "Because he didn't please me".
The man was such a sleaze.
So he turned around, and gave her the disease.
Kimmy's got a gun.
Her career is coming undone.
Her dog days have just begun.
Now everybody is on the run (Keep running you dried up bitch!)
Cause Kimmy's got a gun (Oh, tell me it isn't so!)
Kimmy's got a gun (her daddy did her in the bum)
Her dog's day has just begun (isn't she already a dog?)
Now everybody's on the run.
Kimmy's got a gun!
After that, the crowd gave her a round of applause for that performance. However, she wasn't quite done yet.
One last thing before I leave here tonight. I was asked a question by one of the fans. Why do you give Kim Hunter so much grief?
My reply: Cause I feel like it
With that being said. I decided have a little fun with the audience. Before the event. Each of you were asked to submit your response to the question: "What is more important then Kim Hunter?" and the following is what you all have submitted to me. And I have to say. Alot of the responses aren't funny.
Why?
Cause they're all HILARIOUS! ;D
Without any further ado. Lets get started with the list:
Call of Duty: Black Ops
Showering
The meaning of life
Armbar
Fact or Fiction
Shaving
Sex
AIDS
Floaters or Sinkers, are they healthy?
Public Urination
Flat Tires
Period Blood
The white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth
Canadians
Beetles
Pussy
Godzilla
Viagra
Genesis' enormous ego
How long this next thing that's more important than Kim Hunter is since it's gotta be long so it grabs your attention, at least that's what she might or might not think, who really knows but hopefully this one little thing is long enough
Cock..roaches
T & A
Muggers
Mug Shots
Mug Dogs
Mugs
Root beer
Roots
Plants
Trees
Clouds
Rainbows
Facial Hair
Regular Hair
Misty's Enormous Tits
Boogers
Farts
Burps
Tears
Books
Paper
Ink
Facebook
Twitter
Babies
Umbilical cords
Evolution
Aliens
myth-busters
How awesome Syren is!?
South Park
Fozzy
Beavis & Butt-head
Dirt
Mud
pokemon
Mudkipz
Dragon Ball Z
Picking the lint off your daddy's scrotum
Toe-jam
Feces
Curse Words
God
Jesus
Mary
Joseph
.. and well, the list goes on & on. Gotta say though. I've got a lot more of a response then I had anticipated. All I can say is thank you sooooo much!
After that, Syren blows a kiss to the fans & winks at a few sexy hunks at ringside as the scene comes to a close.
OOC: Just did this out of sheer-boredom. Came up with a couple of idea's that I thought were funny & went with it. Nothing more, nothing less folks. ;D
Syren went on ahead & gave the fans, her fans, what they wanted. No... not Tits & Asses you perverts
. Leave that to Misty. Syren was all about the microphone. Her talking on the microphone was like Michaelangelo drawing, and crafting a beautiful painting. It would always come out shiny, beautiful & classic!So, I'm sure all of you fans saw what had happened at a little event called "Night of Legends II: Rise to Glory" right?
Fans yelled out, and agreed with Syren. As they cheered her on. Syren was red hot tonight. Though she was intended to be a heel character. She was coming off like a hero to the fans after her verbal carpet-bombing to little Ms. Kimberly Hunter.
Nice... very nice. With that said. I'm sure you all have an idea at least of what I said to Kim Hunter at the event. And well, tonight. In front of all of my adoring, loving fans. I'd just like to take the opportunity to apologize.
Fans begin to boo her. Apologize? For what? the fans were thinking.
Yeah... so it seems that I've said a few things that caused her to get all riled up, and a pull a gun on everybody. Pretty bad when somebody gets that pissed to a pull gun on everyone. Shouldn't she be booked for attempted murder? Yeah... seems like our darling Kimberly isn't much on brain cells. But hey? You already knew that, right?
Anyways... I just wanted to apologize, and say that I'm sorry... that I didn't take things a step further.
So tonight. For the lovely audience in Charlottesville, Virginia. I've got a couple of special treats in store for you!
First off, I'm sure you guys are familiar with the uber awesome, cutting edge rock song from ages ago by Aerosmith called "Jane's Got A Gun" ?
Well allow me to give you fans... MY version of said song. Entitled "Kimmy's Got A Gun".
Fans cheered on in approval.
*chuckles* Alright, here it goes.
*Clears throat*
Kimmy's got a gun.
Kimmy's got a gun.
Her career is coming undone.
Her daddy raped her in the bum.
Kimmy's got a gun.
He blew his load on the little, bitty baby.
The man has got to be insane.
Cause just why in the world.
Did he fuck this girl.
Kimmy's got a gun.
Her career is coming undone.
Her daddy raped her in the bum.
Quit cryin' like a bitch.
Ohhhh, will you ever get over that itch
Over-enthusiastic fan: : I bet its crabs!
Kimmy's got a gun.
Her career is coming undone.
Her dog days have just begun.
Now everybody is on the run.
She took her dad down so easily.
And put a bullet in his brain.
She said: "Because he didn't please me".
The man was such a sleaze.
So he turned around, and gave her the disease.
Kimmy's got a gun.
Her career is coming undone.
Her dog days have just begun.
Now everybody is on the run (Keep running you dried up bitch!)
Cause Kimmy's got a gun (Oh, tell me it isn't so!)
Kimmy's got a gun (her daddy did her in the bum)
Her dog's day has just begun (isn't she already a dog?)
Now everybody's on the run.
Kimmy's got a gun!
After that, the crowd gave her a round of applause for that performance. However, she wasn't quite done yet.
One last thing before I leave here tonight. I was asked a question by one of the fans. Why do you give Kim Hunter so much grief?
My reply: Cause I feel like it
With that being said. I decided have a little fun with the audience. Before the event. Each of you were asked to submit your response to the question: "What is more important then Kim Hunter?" and the following is what you all have submitted to me. And I have to say. Alot of the responses aren't funny.
Why?
Cause they're all HILARIOUS! ;D
Without any further ado. Lets get started with the list:
Call of Duty: Black Ops
Showering
The meaning of life
Armbar
Fact or Fiction
Shaving
Sex
AIDS
Floaters or Sinkers, are they healthy?
Public Urination
Flat Tires
Period Blood
The white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth
Canadians
Beetles
Pussy
Godzilla
Viagra
Genesis' enormous ego
How long this next thing that's more important than Kim Hunter is since it's gotta be long so it grabs your attention, at least that's what she might or might not think, who really knows but hopefully this one little thing is long enough
Cock..roaches
T & A
Muggers
Mug Shots
Mug Dogs
Mugs
Root beer
Roots
Plants
Trees
Clouds
Rainbows
Facial Hair
Regular Hair
Misty's Enormous Tits
Boogers
Farts
Burps
Tears
Books
Paper
Ink
Babies
Umbilical cords
Evolution
Aliens
myth-busters
How awesome Syren is!?
South Park
Fozzy
Beavis & Butt-head
Dirt
Mud
pokemon
Mudkipz
Dragon Ball Z
Picking the lint off your daddy's scrotum
Toe-jam
Feces
Curse Words
God
Jesus
Mary
Joseph
.. and well, the list goes on & on. Gotta say though. I've got a lot more of a response then I had anticipated. All I can say is thank you sooooo much!
After that, Syren blows a kiss to the fans & winks at a few sexy hunks at ringside as the scene comes to a close.
OOC: Just did this out of sheer-boredom. Came up with a couple of idea's that I thought were funny & went with it. Nothing more, nothing less folks. ;D
