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Post by MG Cage on Jul 15, 2011 19:01:28 GMT
Camera cuts to Cage & Jessie sitting in a traditional webshow room, with a television monitor behind them and a sign which displays the name of their webshow, F.U.C.K.S.H.I.A.Hello Everyone and welcome to the Fubar Ultra Cool Kick-ass Super Horrifying Internet Array aka F.U.C.K.S.H.I.A.
First up, we're gonna show how much plagiarism he's been up to lately, shall we?BOOM!Lights turned out. Not a damn ounce of silence. You heard screams, cheers, boos, and an "Ahhh". And then. [/b] <$$- A purple light glares the stage area. Druids make themselves visible with a coffin that they are carrying. <$$- They lay it down right in front of the ring. The Druids make their way back up the stage area, and out of site. Lights go out for a few seconds. -$$>After the band is finished, and they make their exit. Everyone settles down, Double S is sitting on the coffin ala CM punk style -$$>[/color][/b] [/quote] BOOM!<$$- Sounds of a thunder are heard with a bang, and flame pyrotechnics inflame the stage for a few seconds.
The Double S video package shows, and his music. -$$><Xx- Heh heh heh -xX><$$- That is right. You heard a chuckle which people could guess was Double S. This made everything stop, and the lights just go out as you heard a "snap" of the fingers.
A spotlight hits the ring with Double S sitting there in the middle ala CM Punk style. -$$><Xx- First off. I need to give a shout out to CM Punk. Always telling the truth no matter who knows it. -xX><$$- You heard a few boos, and a others were saying "CM Punk" S chuckles to himself. -xX><Xx- And just Punk, I don't anything back when speak. Whether it be any of you idiots in the crowd or the fatties who are watching from home. -xX>
And then, and then, wanna know how else he sucks? He got bitched out, by a GIRL. And no offense to her, she's a ride or die chick and one of, if not THE toughest chick in this industry..... but still.
I mean, I might be damn near the craziest muthafucka to ever be in this company, doing some shit like this. You might as well call me the second coming of Scott "Maniac" Manor, cuz I'm about to do some shit in TNB that nobody else has the balls or the audacity to do, starting now, and that's challenging good ol' Super Sucker to come out on next weeks Brash, and call me and my fine cohost here out so we can talk shit to his face.
But hey, if I keep talking I'll hear shit about "my ego" or whatever, so I'll just pass the spotlight right now on over to my cohost...... JESSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE BLAIR![/center] |
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Post by Holly Williams on Jul 15, 2011 19:21:17 GMT
„Thanks you MG Cage fort his nice introduction to the first episode of Fubar Ultra Cool Kick-ass Super Horrifying Internet Array.”
Jessie says and holds some papers in her hands, just high enough to make it impossible for the viewer to catch a glimpse of her exposed breast. She was wearing her best suit, her birthday suit for this special show, her legs were crossed over the other one so that the viewer sadly could see nothing at all while at the same time she bears it all. A Naked is Nice poser is hanging next to the TV screen.
“As you might have notice it already this show is sponsored by the “Naked is Nice” aka N.i.N movement But enough of advertisements for the moment and let us return to the topic of today’s episode. The man, who is known by the fans as Shia Storm, Double S; and lately as Super Sucker and CM Taker 3000.”
“It appears that Mr. Storm, if I am allowed to call him like this, is trying in the last few weeks to copy other people’s gimmicks. We all know that he was since years a fan of the Undertaker and has copied many things from him, like the finisher, the entrance … but in the last weeks his interests have changed.”
“He found a new idol”
“A man known in another universe as CM Punk, a straight edge follower and one of the most honest and outspoken man in this industry. He tried to be him … even when it is a bit hard to compare the two as Mr. Storm is quite a lot taller, older and uglier as CM Punk is. Not to speak of this ugly thing he calls a beard, but more to Mr. Storm’s beard later in this episode.”
“At the moment we want to focus on the statements that CM Punk made about Mr. Storm’ failed try to copy his gimmick and verbal abilities.”
“MG Cage can you tell us more about it?”
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Post by MG Cage on Jul 15, 2011 19:43:13 GMT
Why certainly Miss Blair. You see, when CM Punk saw the plagiarism of his gimmick by a certain Mr. Super Sucker, he wasn't very happy. We now bring you the comments of "Chicago's Finest" CM Punk:
The video cuts to Cage dressed up as CM Punk, imitating him in an effort to piss off Shia.
Ooooh, scorching words from CM Punk there, what does that make you feel about Shia, Jessie?
For the first time he had turned around and seen her naked..... holy shit, the things he'd do to her... |
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Post by Holly Williams on Jul 15, 2011 19:56:09 GMT
“I am not sure … in some ways I can relay to Shia Storm about this whole trying to be somebody else as it helps yourself to protect you from the world outside. In some ways it is easier and I speak of personal experience of this whole subject as for years I could have heard from people that I am just a Raven wannabe, that I am just a hardcore chick who cannot wrestle and has to use weapons and things like this all the time to be who she is.”
A sad look is shown on her face and a small tear is running down her cheek. Jessie let go with her left hand of the paper and turns the notice a bit sideward, so that her left breast would be exposed if she wouldn’t use her hand to wish away the small tear.
“Sorry about this … but I really can relay to him when the world is so mean to you, because you look or have moulted your own wrestling character after somebody you idolize. I can understand this so well, but the truth is … I never was a Raven wannabe. I was just me, I fucking punk who didn’t cared about societies standards and how I am being viewed by other and today … I am Jessie Freaking Blair … a professional wrestler. I am myself, no gimmicks copied, nothing used from other wrestlers I am me.”
“But the issue is sadly that people like Shia Storm are sadly not able to realize that they are just pretending to be somebody, while deep inside they are just a child that try to be like their idols … it is quite sad, isn’t it ?”
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Post by MG Cage on Jul 15, 2011 21:52:40 GMT
It is Jess. I mean, when you show up once every other week, trying to be everyone you're not, and then claiming shit that you aren't it's kinda sad. I mean, when you parade around calling yourself a legend and this and that and the third, but waaaaaaaaaay back earlier this year you got your ass beat by a rookie who was on his 4th or 5th night in the business, it's kinda sad. Hell, I should be a legend, because in the short time I've been here I've kicked more ass, took more names, made more guys run to the back with their tails between their legs -*coughyouandgenesiscough*- and sold more tickets than you, hell I did all of that while I was out for two months after I got his by a car!
Basically Shia, you're not shit. Me and Jess, we needed to let it be known since NOBODY else in TNB has the balls to do what we do. This shit needs to be aired out, a lot of people around here just exist... they don't do shit. People like Shawn Youngblood, people who act.... just like Super Sucker? amIrite Jess?
Lookingover, Cage had to be careful. They were sitting right in front of a camera, there was a naked woman sitting next to him, and he could see things....
Fuck fuck fuck, bad thoughts bad thoughts go away... |
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Post by Holly Williams on Jul 15, 2011 22:12:27 GMT
Jessie has a worried look at her face as MG Cage suddenly mentions the name of Shawn Youngblood. She looks over to her co-host and shrugs with her shoulders as she nearly drops the papers … but she can catch them quickly enough that nothing was shown on TV.
“Shawn Youngblood you say? The man who is one half of the current tag team champions, one of the proudest members of the most powerful faction that has every existed inside of TNB? Oh my gosh how could you do that? Now they will try to shut us down or send Lucy over so she can play a little ho who takes care of you … for all the things that a man like you would need.”
“But to be serious about this MG Cage I can only say this … WHO THE FUCK IS SHAWN YOUNGBLOOD???”
A short break follows as both of them try to think about this simple question. Who is Shawn Youngblood … a question that probably never gets answered.
“I think we should move on with wrestlers who are actually known by the public, wouldn’t you agree with me about this MG Cage? People like … Chat Dixon, Manor … Kiss Hamiliton … or even freaking Santa Claus.”
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Post by MG Cage on Jul 15, 2011 22:29:26 GMT
Yes, WHO THE FUCK IS SHAWN YOUNGBLOOD?
GUYS, WHO THE FUCK IS SHAWN YOUNGBLOOD!
Cage yells to the side, apparently to people in a room adjacent to them. Mumbling is heard but no definite answer. Cage waits for a minute and then yells again:
GUYS! WHO THE FUCK...... IS SHAWN YOUNGBLOOD?
WE DON'T KNOW!
Exactly... who the fuck IS Shawn Youngblood? The guy whose been running around ducking my brother for the past month? The same muthafucka who can't even show up to defend his own titles, but can interfere in JOKEr's matches? He wont have to worry about those titles for too much longer though, cuz those muthafuckas is leavin' his waist soon. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal soon. Sooner rather than later, MG MUTHAFUCKIN' Cage is gonna be the new Tag Team Champion, and Jessie Blair here is gonna be the new Amazon's champion. Quote me on it.
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Post by Holly Williams on Jul 16, 2011 19:40:20 GMT
“I will quote you Cage when I really have won the Amazon Title from Madison or anybody who holds the title at the time I challenge for it. But I am quite sceptical that the management of the oh so mighty wrestling company would allow it to have me as champion. I am not exactly a good example of what a professional wrestler should be and I have been hold down by the management of nearly every wrestling company I have worked for, because I spoke out what I thought. The truth … and this is something that nobody in management wants to hear.”
“But this will not stop me now, because now I will speak out the truth about TNB and the whole management that try to hold us down.”
Jessie leans back in the chair, throws the paper above her head and crosses her arms in front of the chest while she stares up to the ceiling
.”You see, it is a fact that nobody in TNB management is a holy figure or heck even an authority figure. They are washed up wannabes like I am as wrestler, but unlike them I actually get my job down. I mean if you look at the people in charge of TNB, Chris Lionheart, Moneymaker and the Williams guy … they don’t have it. They don’t have the killer instinct to run a company of such a scale … I know this because I own a quite large business company as well … I know how it is to run things.”
“And believe me when I say this, TNB management is worth shit. They don’t deserve to be even called like that, because all they do is to satisfy their egos. It is not about what is for the best interest of the company, but rather what is the best for them and for their buddies.”
“It is basically backstage politics at it is worst and when I look at this whole situation I got the urgent feeling to throw up. It is just insane, sick and disgusting what these people are doing for TNB. How they are putting their own needs above that from TNB and its wrestlers. I think … NO … I know that I could do a better job as people like Lionheart, Moneymaker and Williams as authority figure in TNB and unlike them I would not play backstage politics.”
“I am a straight up person and so I say this … I say this here on this show so that you guys can understand it.”
Jessie stands up and walks to the camera, not caring if some interesting body parts are showing up on the screen. She reaches for the camera of the camera guy who is filming her and places her hand on top of it so that only her face is shown on the screen.
“If you bastards try to backstab me, play your fucking games with me and try to pull a Montreal Screw Job on me, I gonna fucking riot and take you assholes myself. I know it is not the first time that you guys have tried to hold people down, I know that you like to play the buddy game and put your friends in position of power or in championship matches. That your buddies get title shots and title wins cause they kiss your ass and that you pay referee’s to make sure that the people are actually winning.”
“I don’t care about it, because I am staiting the truth and everyone will from now on know the truth. People like ….”
Jessie wanted to continue with her rampage and call out the names from some of the people who obvious got their title only because they are good friends with management as MG Cage steps in and interrupts her.
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Post by MG Cage on Jul 16, 2011 20:00:08 GMT
Jess, Jess, calm down.
Cage knew if she continued they'd both be at the back of the unemployment line, so he kinda moves her away from the camera, careful to use her shoulder as to not touch anything and get knocked the fuck out.
You're right though, I mean the authority figures here are stupid. Lionheart, Keith Williams, pretty much took the company right from under your ass, and where the fuck are you now? At home, giving that muthafucka the money he needs to run this bitch. And then, MoneyMaker is tryna do the same thing to Keith with his dumbass band of idiots and shit talkers, and what the fuck does Keith williams do? He's not even here 99% of the time, and when he is he doesn't give a fuck about any of us.
I mean, why the hell would you do something to somebody, and then sit there and let somebody else do the same damn thing to you? I tell you Jess, people are fucking idiots these days... people like Shawn Youngblood. Oh wait, WHO THE FUCK IS SHAWN YOUNGBLOOD!
WE DON'T FUCKING KNOW!
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Post by Holly Williams on Jul 16, 2011 20:12:15 GMT
Jessie has returned to the chair from earlier and runs with her hand through her hair while she tries to clam herself down a little … showing of the best smile she could at the moment she continues to talk.
“Exactly … and with this we are going to the commercial break. This advertisement is sponsored by the same organisation that is sponsoring this show. So without further ado lets switch to the commercial break brought to you by Naked is Nice.”
This are Jessie’s last words before the screen switches and starts to play the commercial video that was recorded earlier.
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Post by Hitomi Takamura on Jul 17, 2011 17:57:13 GMT
This advertisement was sponsored by „Naked is Nice“
This are the first big letters that were shown on the screen as the advertisement from N.i.N starts to play on the web shows channel. Soon after a few seconds the letters disappear and we see Hitomi Takamura standing naked as god has created her in front of a white screen. A smile is shown on her face as she raises her hands a little and starts to do gestures with them while she speaks.
“Have you ever felt uncomfortable in your own skin? Felt as if you can’t be who you wanted to be? Felt that your clothes are a prison that society has created to force you to be a part of it to blend in with it?”
“Have you?”
“If you have, then I got the solution for you, be naked. Take your clothes off, take the itchy fabric off and walks out on the street in your birthday suit. It is ok to be naked; it is ok to go out in the public like this. Do you know why?”
“Because it is natural, clothes are only there for protection against nature … against rain, against cold, but there is no need to wear them when you live in a fine climate house or apartment. When the sun is shining … go out on the streets … in the park naked. It is natural … don’t be ashamed of your body.”
“You are beautiful no matter what other people say, show of the beauty of a natural body. Show that you are not a fake Barbie doll, be a person, be a human and be naked.”
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“Be N.i.N”
The advertisements ends with the last few words be shown on the screen until it turns back into the small webshow studio that Cage and Blair are using. The camera is focused on MG Cage who starts to speak …
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Post by MG Cage on Jul 17, 2011 21:16:25 GMT
Well, I'm kinda done here. I've embarrased Shia enough. Anything you wanna say Jess?
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Post by Holly Williams on Jul 18, 2011 8:36:26 GMT
A smirk appears on Jessie’s lips as she hears the words from Cage and she just nods with her head.
“Oh I want to say a lot … but this probably will just get me fired, but one thing I can promise for you fans out there … the next episode of this show will feature the first person who dares to try to use our work here to gain attention of his own.”
“With this said … have a good night and remember”
“The truth hurts”
“With that good night … good fight”
The show ends with a credit list of the people who are involved with it and then a big “This show got sponsored by N.i.N” notification at the end of it.
END of Episode 1
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